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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #405 on: May 17, 2010, 08:54:45 AM »
Wish granted, but since you said "EVERYONE" it also physically hurt you.

I wish i had more wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #406 on: May 17, 2010, 12:19:05 PM »
Wish granted. I steal them.

I wish for evil to harm everyone but I, my friends, and my family.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #407 on: May 17, 2010, 01:22:57 PM »
Granted, but due to the fact that we are all related very distantly, your wish does absolutely nothing.

I wish that I was Aquaman. He's so cool.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #408 on: May 17, 2010, 04:00:26 PM »
Wish granted, but his tights ripped the very moment you traded souls with him.

I wish for a fishtank filled with jellyfish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #409 on: May 17, 2010, 05:50:10 PM »
wish granted but you carelessly dip youre hand in it and get a permenent swelling.

i wish i could sleep and not age for 3 years at least
mock the pheonix you will burn

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #410 on: May 17, 2010, 07:33:23 PM »
Granted, you slept for 4 years, not aging for at least 3, but you only had 1 year to live.

I wish that torugo would suffer in the afterlife.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #411 on: May 18, 2010, 03:44:38 PM »
Wish granted. However, all the suffering he will get, you'll feel it in double.

I wish I wasn't mean.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #412 on: May 18, 2010, 07:30:48 PM »
Wish granted, but people are mean to you. VERY. MEAN.

I wish for a sword that was not broken, rusty, some cheap plastic thingy from WalMart, damaged in any way, and that it was a katana

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #413 on: May 19, 2010, 09:26:03 AM »
Wish granted. But weirdly you get a bill- (I live in UK so...) "Dear Mr Darkling , thank you for shopping at WalMart! Your Bill : £1000.000

I wish I died.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #414 on: May 19, 2010, 09:43:55 PM »
Wish granted, nobody remembered you or cared.

I wish for insanity to stop.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #415 on: May 20, 2010, 07:43:29 AM »
Wish granted , but people start a riot because now they can't be insanely fun!

I wish for world peace.

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« Reply #416 on: May 20, 2010, 10:03:04 AM »
Wish granted; a doomsday device wipes out all life, including yours. The world is at peace now. Congratulations...Jerk...

I wish for universal dominion.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #417 on: May 20, 2010, 12:23:08 PM »
Wish granted, but you're stuck on Earth and can't contact your anyone unless they're on Earth so all the Aliens hired a 'temporary' ruler while you were 'gone.' Also, the people of Earth died out long ago...
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #418 on: May 20, 2010, 12:42:51 PM »
Wish granted, but you didn't post any wish!

I wish i had a x-box 360 for free.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #419 on: May 20, 2010, 03:24:18 PM »
Wish granted. However, there are constant blackouts in your neighbourhood and you can't use it for more than 5 minutes at a time. Neither you can use your computer.

I wish somebody fixed the Firefox lags and memory leaks.
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