Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[.:Light-God:.]

Wish granted, but since you said "EVERYONE" it also physically hurt you.

I wish i had more wishes.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. I steal them.

I wish for evil to harm everyone but I, my friends, and my family.

[Guye]

Granted, but due to the fact that we are all related very distantly, your wish does absolutely nothing.

I wish that I was Aquaman. He's so cool.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but his tights ripped the very moment you traded souls with him.

I wish for a fishtank filled with jellyfish.

[torugo]

wish granted but you carelessly dip youre hand in it and get a permenent swelling.

i wish i could sleep and not age for 3 years at least

[Duskling]

Granted, you slept for 4 years, not aging for at least 3, but you only had 1 year to live.

I wish that torugo would suffer in the afterlife.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, all the suffering he will get, you'll feel it in double.

I wish I wasn't mean.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but people are mean to you. VERY. MEAN.

I wish for a sword that was not broken, rusty, some cheap plastic thingy from WalMart, damaged in any way, and that it was a katana

[.:Light-God:.]

Wish granted. But weirdly you get a bill- (I live in UK so...) "Dear Mr Darkling , thank you for shopping at WalMart! Your Bill : £1000.000

I wish I died.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, nobody remembered you or cared.

I wish for insanity to stop.

[.:Light-God:.]

Wish granted , but people start a riot because now they can't be insanely fun!

I wish for world peace.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; a doomsday device wipes out all life, including yours. The world is at peace now. Congratulations...Jerk...

I wish for universal dominion.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted, but you're stuck on Earth and can't contact your anyone unless they're on Earth so all the Aliens hired a 'temporary' ruler while you were 'gone.' Also, the people of Earth died out long ago...

[.:Light-God:.]

Wish granted, but you didn't post any wish!

I wish i had a x-box 360 for free.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, there are constant blackouts in your neighbourhood and you can't use it for more than 5 minutes at a time. Neither you can use your computer.

I wish somebody fixed the Firefox lags and memory leaks.