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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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CraigStern

Wish granted. Instead, it rained fire.

I wish that I could stop and start time at will.

hellboy222

wish granted, but someone figures out how you do it so now everyone can.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Kaseke

wish granted. Now you have too much wishes inside your head and you canno't choose what to wish.

I wish that I'd be in upper secondary already.
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

Mopman

Wish granted. You are soon kicked out.

I wish I was in control of the world.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

hellboy222

wish granted, you dont have good control and you fling it into the sun.

I wish I wasn't broke.

CraigStern

Wish granted: instead of being broke, you get fixed. :D

I wish for one million dollars in USD 20-dollar bills, neatly packed into an unlocked leather suitcase and delivered directly to my front door.

cyso

Wish granted. Since there would have to be 500,000 $20 bills inside of the suitcase, when you open it up, all the money goes flying out and kills you.
I wish I had CS4.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

hellboy222

Wish granted, but your computer breaks so you can't use it.

I wish I had a better computer.

Mopman

Wish granted. While it is more comfortable to type, it runs slower than a 20 year old computer.

I wish I could have anything I wanted.
Die swiffers! You'll get it for messin with my woman!

algebra15

Wish granted. You get depressed one day and want to die. You die.

I wish I could beat level 32 of Bloons Expansion pack.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Zhampir

Congrats, you beat it. The game was so much fun that you find no joy in anything ever again.

I wish I could get oblivion for my pc so I could create my own freaking universe on that thing. (I hear modding it is quite lovely, and the scenery all ready, is beautiful, modeled after some of the most amazing places on Earth)

hellboy222

wish granted, you mod and then go to jail for tampering with the game.

I wish my wishes wouldn't backfire.

Kaseke

Wish granted. That is because you can't wish anymore.

I wish I had Assasin's Creed 2
If you seek it, you can find it. Freedom can be attained.

algebra15

Wish granted. You take it in to your head to mimic the game, go on an assassination rampage, and get shot by the military police.

I wish my cat would lose weight. (Don't kill the cat with your corruption, I might get depressed)
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Zhampir

Wish granted, the cat gets skinny, has tons of energy, realizes you're a crappy owner and runs away to a better family.

I wish those annoying bots would get off of the general discussion.

(Ps. you can mod oblivion and morrowind legally, Bethesda released coding equipment)