Five words

[The Holy namelesskitty]

If you could have five words or less on your tombstone, what would you choose?

If only, unless, and once

That's really cryptic, so I like it.

[Duskling]

Remember me... or else die. :D

[bugfartboy]

He was something, something, something.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Oops, gee that really sucks.

[ArtDrake]

He really shouldn't have died.

[Tastidian]

I know this isn't really 5 words but and I quote from William Shakespeare sonnet 18 "So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives life to thee."

But if it where to be 5 words never forget the dead.

[ArtDrake]

Flying biplane through barn: badidea.

[SmartyPants]

Five words is not enough

[ArtDrake]

Good one.

Damn; twenty years a word.

[bugfartboy]

Shoot. He missed the toilet.

[ArtDrake]

Sawblade to the face; ouch.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I wonder if that's real?

[bugfartboy]

Toaster and bathtub? Bad idea.

[ArtDrake]

Ipocac + Laxative; you shouldn't try.

[Steelfist]

Hear lies Steelfist, not deceased  :o