One-up game

[ArtDrake]

This post has more of a point than yours.

Meaning one-up.

[bugfartboy]

But this post is more important than you are.

Meaning one up.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

This post is more witty than yours

Funny one-up

[Mopman]

This post is more exciting than yours.
Action one up.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Yeah, well... Check this out, you got nuttin on dis, my post is longer than yours. So there

Lengthy one-up

[ArtDrake]

this.better = true;
oneup();

programming one-up.

[Mopman]

I hire a jock to attack you.
Minions one up!

[bugfartboy]

I hire a nerd to outsmart the jock. Brilliant one up.

[Mopman]

I hire a cheerleader to distract the nerd.
Attractive one up.

[bugfartboy]

I hire a jock to distract the cheerleader.
Sporty one up.

(This is turning into a game of Elf, Wizard, Giant. Jock beats cheerleader, cheerleader beats nerd, and nerd beats jock. Don't ask about the Elf, Wizard, Giant. My band director is somewhat loony. But in a good way. Wow this is a long bit to put in a parantheses. I think I'm just going to s     t     r     e     t     c     h          i     t          o     u     t     .

[Mopman]

I nuke the whole thing.
Extreme destruction one up. (And why do I feel like I sound like "the todd" on scrubs?)

[bugfartboy]

I have a radiation suit.

Protective one up.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Always use protection.

Advice one-up

[ArtDrake]

That's so... like, yesterday.


Obsoletion 1up.

[bugfartboy]

That was so like 2: 18 forum time.

Obsoletetion one up.