Last words

[bugfartboy]

*jumps off cliff* WOOT!!! *phone rings* *answers* What do you mean my insurance doesn't cover cliff diving!?! CRASH!!!

[Duskling]

Now... why would they put a home in such an isolated place where nobody else is around...?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

no way, I don't believe that the unibomber got parolled.

[bugfartboy]

See that sign? "Do..."*bite*"Not..."*chomp*"Eat The Poison berries"*squirt*

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I love the smell of cyanide in the morning *sniiiifffff*

[Duskling]

*In the dark, with the power out*

Someone: Are you sure you turned the stove off?

Me: Let's light this match and take a look.

[bugfartboy]

What do you mean the dog has rabies? It bit me 5 times and I'm fine! (20 minutes later) *THUD*

[The Holy namelesskitty]

oh crap

[bugfartboy]

(maybe this thread should be renamed, "An Infinite Ways to Die")

[The Holy namelesskitty]

no, because last words means you must say what the person said.

and on that happy note, I will be signing off into the street, what do you mean this is gang country?

[cyso]

This could hurt.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Wait, toxic is the same as venomous, not poisonous, right?

[cyso]

Are you sure about this?

[Duskling]

Am I the only one threatened by the word "fatal" on that sign?

[ArtDrake]

Is that dried blood?