Last words

[ArtDrake]

Geronimo!!!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

feh, bakpack, parachute, same thing.

[bugfartboy]

What do you mean shark infested!?!

[TheWanderingShadow]

It's just a rabbit. What's he going to do, nibble my bum?

[cyso]

What's this say, do not pull?

[Duskling]

Now, sir, do you think I'm stupid?

[bugfartboy]

What do you mean the forcefield doesn't work against bullets? It deflected a mortor shot at point blank!

[TheWanderingShadow]

(At any place with a decent amount of Twilight fans)

EDWARD SUCKS!
alternately,
JACOB SUCKS!

[bugfartboy]

(heh heh.
"From now on, I'm Switzerland."
     -Bella)

What do you mean we're out of gas? How does a solar powered hover-car run out of gas!?!

[Duskling]

Meow? (At a dog pound)

[spoiler=Off topic]I actually think if there was a place with a decent amount of Twilight fans, saying both of those statements would spark an argument which would eventually cause them to kill each other.[/spoiler]

[spoiler=Still off topic]The Incident was updated today, in case anyone wants to take a look.[/spoiler]

[bugfartboy]

"C'mere kitty kitty kitty"
"I don't think you want to do that dad. It's a tiger. Not Mr. Fluf- Dad!!!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

is there a gas leak, I'll just light a match to see the gauge and-BOOOM

[bugfartboy]

Don't you tell me not to give the tiger a bath. *splash* It's harmle-

[ArtDrake]

What do ya mean, the strong nuclear forces will rip my hand to shreds if I pull the bullet out (The Matrix)?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Yum, I love this soup. WHAT DO YOU MEAN RUBBER CEMENT?