Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. We now have a ton of zombies laying around... and a very unhappy living cow: me!  >:(

I wish what I have to do was already done.

[algebra15]

Wish granted. It turns out later in life you have to shoot your favorite pet because they got rabies. This is already done.

I wish that alien life were friendly in the movies.

[cyso]

Wish granted. They are so friendly, you get very bored and shoot yourself.
I wish Ertxiem was dead again.

[Ertxiem]

Wish gran________ *falls dead on the floor before corrupting the wish, therefore corrupting the wish by the lack of corruption*
[spoiler]Or the corruption is the headache you got trying to understand what I meant! :) [/spoiler]

I wish my team had won.

[SmartyPants]

They win a perception trophy for trying.

I wish people would stop playing the stupid forum games.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Nobody plays the forum games any more. Eventually we all go away due to boredom and never return.

I wish I could play the forum games again.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. You can ONLY play the forum games from now om. You commited suicide after 2 weeks of only playing the forum games

I wish I was normal

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are now a proud Gaussian distribution.

I wish I haven't chose that colour for the pee coloured spriggat. :P

[cyso]

Wish granted. You chose a worse color.
I wish I won in everything.

[Zackirus]

Wish Granted. You just won............

YOUR DEATH

I wish I got 100 in all my subjects

[Presentiment]

Yup, wish granted, you get a 100 on your 215 point test.

[cyso]

What's your wish?

[Presentiment]

No wish o.O

[cyso]

Read the rules.

[Zackirus]

I will start again

I wish I could never die or turn to dust