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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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cyso

Wish granted. You get stuck inside of the sun. You can't turn to dust or die, so you live in pain.
I wish everyone would make constructive comments.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Presentiment

Wish granted. You now look like an idiot.

I wish for moar problem-solving skillz

Quote from: yogc on March 13, 2010, 07:50:02 PM
Read the rules.

I've read teh rulez and have played teh gaem before.  ;)

cyso

Wish granted. No one listens to you because you already have a reputation for having bad problem solving skills.
I wish I got all As on my report card.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, since 1st March, A means accepted to exam. Which is now the politically correct way of informing you that you failed and meaning that you have to take another exam in order to get the approval.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

cyso

Wish granted. You work so hard you work yourself to death.
I wish I had a car.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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Zackirus

Wish Granted. You now own Chirstine. After 5 days your body is found dead in a gutter with tire tracks all over you.

I wish I had a better internet connection
If The World Was A Bit More Like Canada, Then We Would Have A Great World, And Hockey 24/7

- Lord Canada

cyso

Wish granted. Your house burns down because of the way the better internet router was installed.
I wish my computer didn't have a virus on it.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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Ertxiem

Wish granted. Now it has 2 viruses.

I wish I haven't lost playing cards.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Zhampir

Wish granted, they return to you but you've forgotten how to use them.

I wish I had something to wish for.

[spoiler]not having a wish is allowed. you simply corrupt their "wish" by giving them a wish. lolz, so Presentiment was in the right. I think we all ready encountered this on the first page of this game, here ^^.[/spoiler]

cyso

Wish granted. It gets corrupted.
I wish my computer removed its viruses.
BTW Ertxiem: It does have two viruses now. Not funny at all.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

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Presentiment

Wish granted. Your computer gets meningitis instead.  ;)

I wish I never procrastinated.


Zhampir

Wish granted, you become a work-aholic and make billions of dollars. How does this make your wish corrupted? You have no time for anything else, women, (must I mention anything else lol), games, tv, friends, hanging out, bars, etc.

I wish there was  more irony in Yogc's life

ps: how does a computer have inflammation of the meninges? My computer doesn't have anything protecting it's "brain" from bouncing around. If it falls more than a foot it breaks lol.

cyso

Wish granted. I make a wish that your computer explodes, and it does.
I wish your computer would explode, Zhampir.
...For I am his, and he is mine, bought by the precious blood of Christ.

Anyone want to find the rest of the words?

Presentiment

Wish granted, his computer splatters on you (if you still don't get it you're dull ;))

I wish I could wear my underpants outside my pants like Superman and have people applaud rather than laugh at me.

Zhampir

Wish granted, you're a monkey in the zoo.
I wish I could use the force.