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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Mad

Wish granted you get icy-hot but then you start wondering about the name and how it could make sence your head explodes.

I wish for a Claymore.
When you're in love you eat pie, when you're in stress you eat pie, and if you're about to be eaten by a 5-headed she/he-demon...YOU EAT PIE LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW!!!

Duskling

Granted, it blows in your face.

I wish for pumpkins.

Bromtaghon

Granted, they turn into mutant jack-o-lanterns and kill you.

I wish for anti-freeze, even though I have no idea what it is.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Xemadus Echina

granted,  i give you anti-freeze but you think it's kool-aid so you drink it and begin to die.  as you take your last breath you see the label on the anti-freeze bottle that says "Antifreeze is a cryoprotectant used in internal combustion engines and many other heat transfer applications, such as HVAC chillers and solar water heaters"
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

GOD

Wish granted, but you are stoned for forgetting your wish

I wish for a unicorn

Bromtaghon

Granted, it stabs you in the stomach.

I wish for Kool-Aid.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, but someone drank from it and filled the bottle/whatever with anti freeze. You die.

I wish for kote!

algebra15

Granted, but spellcheck reads the word backwards and corrects it to "ewok." The ewok (with a slingshot) is grumpy...

I wish for a gangrenous limb.
corrupt THAT.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

Ok. The wish is corrupted, but not as harmlessly as you expected.

I wish for soda.

algebra15

Granted, but you accidentally swallow a box of Menthos. We all know what happens.

I wish for North Korea to not be as dysfunctional.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!

Duskling

#550
Since you made a typo, the wish didn't count.

I wish for Beskar'gam (Madalorian armor) for myself.

Bromtaghon

Granted, you get some, it falls on your head and breaks your neck.

I wish for YOUR MOM... to make me a peanut butter jelly sandwhich.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Duskling

Granted, she poisons it. (YAY MOM!)

I wish for anti-freeze.

Bromtaghon

Granted, I cast a spell, you forget what it is and drink it. You die.

I wish I had the link to the old forums.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

algebra15

Granted, and you use the link so many times it wears out and opens a hole in spacetime. Now you get sucked it the black hole in your computer screen.

I wish for a faster computer, so I could keep up with the posts.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!