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MikeW781

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Re: Ask a Stupid Question
« Reply #180 on: December 17, 2010, 02:34:13 PM »

Parce que je ne compris pas francais. c'est un mauvaise lingue.

Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
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« Reply #181 on: December 17, 2010, 03:15:29 PM »

Parce que je suis seulement dans un franšais et n'ont pas le vocabulaire pour le faire.

Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?
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« Reply #182 on: December 17, 2010, 04:29:12 PM »

Why do I need to learn to prove what the length of a chord in a circle is?
Because that itself is a stupid question on a test.

Why not talk to Phil, my floating roll of talking toilet paper?
Because I can't speak paper, Phil. Translate that for me, Buggy.

Why do I think time crawls while other people think time flies?
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« Reply #183 on: December 17, 2010, 08:02:08 PM »

Because they are snails.

Why, when shadow boxing, doesn't the shadow fight back?
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« Reply #184 on: December 17, 2010, 08:15:12 PM »

It does. You just haven't realized that you just hurt your knuckles.
Better response: Because the wall / floor does it for him.

Why do cats lick themselves?
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« Reply #185 on: December 17, 2010, 08:57:23 PM »

Because they are just gross like that. Imagine having to smell like everything you've eaten the past week.

Phil the Toilet paper (Translated from paperese into English): Why not learn to speak paperese?
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« Reply #186 on: December 17, 2010, 10:41:18 PM »

Because toilet paper is even grosser than some of cats' habits. Hooray for Solstice!

What does it mean when what you see is looking darker than usual, your head feels funny, and you see sticky red stuff on your body, and you're sure, however, that you didn't recently eat hash brownies with ketchup in a poorly-lit barbeque joint?
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« Reply #187 on: December 18, 2010, 10:34:53 AM »

It means that you were swimming in a pool of wine, got drunk, and painted yourself with chili sauce.

Why do hierarchies exist?
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« Reply #188 on: December 18, 2010, 11:50:11 AM »

Because loerarchies didn't work.

Why?
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« Reply #189 on: December 18, 2010, 11:30:54 PM »

Be more specific please. I'll assume that you were asking why "loerarchies" didn't work.

Because capitalists never could stand communism.

Query: Why did the HKs in kotor have to insert a word to describe what they were saying? I find it quite intriguing.
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« Reply #190 on: December 19, 2010, 03:58:12 PM »

I didn't mean 'why don't loerarchies...'; I meant "Why?", in the universal sense.
I am incapable of answering the question.

Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?
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« Reply #191 on: December 19, 2010, 04:24:23 PM »

Sorry. Then, to make up for it.

Why?
Because.

Why not take one from the bats and hang upside down?
Because then hanging criminals wouldn't work.

Why not bug the bug?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question
« Reply #192 on: December 19, 2010, 08:47:55 PM »

For the same reason one doesn't badger a badger, or buffalo a buffalo.
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question
« Reply #193 on: December 19, 2010, 09:29:54 PM »

Why did you kill the post?
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Re: Ask a Stupid Question
« Reply #194 on: December 19, 2010, 09:30:28 PM »

Why am I so absent-minded? ... always forgetting parts of my post...
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