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The Holy namelesskitty

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2010, 04:44:05 PM »

This is like KotH but if you would leave in real life leave, also can we assume that from now on everyone is human.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2010, 04:52:11 PM »

Nah. I kick the cat and go back to sitting on my really small parkbench, reading a really tiny newspaper, while everyone stares at me vicously.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2010, 04:58:39 PM »

You were the one to ask for rules so you are a human like everyone else and will leave if in real life you would.

Sits down on the normal sized park bench, picks up cell phone, "Alright I found him,"... "in the park"... "you're ready, good"... "how far away do I have to be again?"... "that far??!"... "well you know best"

Runs off, while TAFKaBugfartboy runs off takes the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2010, 05:08:40 PM »

Discovers a trick and comes back to discover the bench entirely unharmed. Goes to a store and buys some laser pointers, recruits some friends and hides them in the bushes. Then has them aim the laser pointers at your chest. Then I wait for you to notice them. Then you notice a note I had left behind on the bench. It says,"Bye bye nasty kitty. PS MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!". You run off and never return. I then take the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2010, 05:18:19 PM »

Never returning is too much control, I come back to find you broke unsaid rules and have the state of Texas (because, It's big and populated) arrest you for breaking the unsaid rules of charachter control.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2010, 05:24:31 PM »

I then sue for my release for arresting me for something that I had no idea of. You are then locked up for many many years and I take the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2010, 08:07:14 PM »

I use my hooker voice. Scram. My bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2010, 08:39:32 AM »

give you the eye, then say, yeah you sat in it. by the way, you don't need to do anything too radical, just something that would make you get off in real life
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 09:56:24 AM »

Sit next to you with AIDS.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2010, 01:54:44 PM »

Walks over with a contagious flesh-eating disease covering the left side of my body.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2010, 02:03:41 PM »

Let you have the left side of the bench.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2010, 02:17:36 PM »

Turns around and makes to hug you in a brotherly way.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2010, 02:18:58 PM »

Stop you, and introduce you to Zaktan, who has an equally interesting skin condition.

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Re: Park bench
« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2010, 07:56:39 AM »

Belch the alphabet repeatedly. People move away. I sit down.
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Re: Park bench
« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2010, 08:40:50 AM »

Pick you up. Drop you 5 meters away from the bench. My bench. Dare you to do anything about it.
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