Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted but I whisper so you cant hear.

I wish for the game Holy war! The RP! To be necroposted in.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you die for having no heart.
And bugfartboy is going to be fine. He's just going through a 24-hour depression.

I wish I was okay.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You were.

I wish for warm, but not burned, hands.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. Random hobos try to warm their hands on yours.

I wish there were unicorns in space...
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/kevinbolk/sucks-to-be-luigi-past-lives

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Ome loses it's horn, it falls to earth, and impaled you.

I wish LethalLaurie would join the New Sinister Design Forums tomorrow.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Presentiment hacks her account.

I wish you wouldn't tell me to get my facts straight.

[bugfartboy]

1)Taze
2)LethalLaurie was a she. >:(

I wish that Duckling would get his facts straight.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. Science is now much more confusing.

I wish I wouldn't get tazed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you get slapped. SLAP.

I wish that when I pass gas, it gave me telekinetic powers.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The world decides to stop up the other end; that's just too much power for one person.

I wish you weren't  :-*

[bugfartboy]

Granted, but then I become.

I wish that the :-* smiley weren't becoming so popular. :-*

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You go back to being a  :-\.

I wish World Domination 5 wasn't doomed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's already destroyed.

I wish that Frontier were more popular.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but only if you support St. Kitts and Nevis while I'm gone.

I wish not to be tazered.

[bugfartboy]

Taze.

I wish my sister weren't such a brat.