Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I smother you in nickels too. What's the matter? It's not like the idea is copyrighted? It's the book that's copyrighted.

I wish for others to accept me.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. 2 others accept you. Probably your parents.

I wish for a coffee table in the room. Seriously, the guy should have gone under the coffee table and waited until cleanup came around, and beat up the guys, and left.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You break it.

I wish for a Varsity Victory in my schools football team in the next game without cheating, unfair refs, or lasting harm to any of the players, with no one hating them.

[ArtDrake]

Those must be some darn powerful genies you're wishing to, that's all I can say.

I wish MNoG was up.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. No one knows or cares what it is.

I wish that I had an iPhone without having to pay any fees or charges for service or WiFi.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. With one caveat: you must become a celebrity first and endorse both Apple and Verizon.

I wish to be tazered.

[bugfartboy]

TAZER!!!

I wish for Cygnus to be real.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The facebook post happens, are we're all Cultists until a Psy comes along and kicks his butt.

I wish to rave against the machine. (It's the Man's machine. That's I have to rave against it)

[TheWanderingShadow]

Wish Granted. The world is now filled with hippies. (No offense, hippies.)

I wish people would find it difficult to corrupt this wish.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But then they succeed and the next thing you know, your running from a pack of rabid ducks. >:)

I wish for a pack of rabid ducks that would obey my every command but would never hurt, kill, or affect me in any direct or indirect way.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You murmur suicidal thoughts while asleep and the ducks go off and spasm to death, so confuzzled are they.

I wish for no taze.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. You get haunted by the ghosts of rabid ducks.

I wish the world would stop drinking bottled water.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead we drink water from glass jugs sold in just the same way as bottled water.

I wish that I had my own wandering shadow. That would be soooo cool.

[ArtDrake]

You do, it's just that your computer isn't able to process shadow effects on the forums.

I wish Buggy would have his "wish-every-five-posts" power revoked.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead it becomes every other wish.

I wish that shadows loved me.