Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, you have to make them and post them in the appropriate thread.

I wish you knew that I'm using Linux instead of Windows, hence, the dll files are unnecessary.

[Deagonx]

Oh ok, let me try again.

Loading Wish: ██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░  32 Percent Done:

ERROR: Linux Sucks. Please get a better computer. No0b

[bugfartboy]

Granted. N00Bs plauge your computer.

Guess what. I just got my cake! And it wasn't even corrupted!

I wish for more celebration!

[Deagonx]

Granted, but you die. And everyone you know and love celebrates.



I wish that, in the bible, it said Celebrate. Not Cele bate....

[bugfartboy]

Uhhh...
0% ██████████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 99%
ERROR: DOES NOT COMPUTE
SOLUTION: MAKE A BETTER WISH, DIRT FOR BRAINS

WISH: FOR EVERYONE TO TYPE LIKE I HAVE IN THIS POST

[Deagonx]

Granted, but Craig removes capital letters.

(In the bible it says priests are to cele bate. Which means to abstain from sex and love.)



I wish that my headphones had better quality.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They go to heaven in your place. Now they have not a single flaw.

I wish that I had headphones like the ones that just left you, but here on earth, in my possession, without anything stopping me from using them when I want at any point in time or space.

[Deagonx]

Granted, you can use them at any point in time. But a virus infects your computer and deletes every MP3 on the internet.



I wish... I didn't have to go to school.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are now in a coma.

I wish I had a better computer, but still with Linux. :P

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The Linux eats your computer. Didn't you know that it's has technophobia? Odd, right?

I wish that the Forum Games were dead.

[Deagonx]

Wish not grantable, forum games are not living. They are just a forum on the interweb...



I wish I had Mountain Dew Voltage

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I steal it and pour it down your back.
"Ewwww... Now your back is all sticky!!!"

I wish people would hover over the phrase in quotation marks just above this sentence.

[Deagonx]

Granted, I did, but nothing happened.



I wish that i wasnt congested.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you are ingested. Enjoy!

I wish that the Nelis boss music was even more epic than it already is.

[Deagonx]

Granted, it is so epic that Craig has to charge 700$ just to buy it.



I wish you could read this.