Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Xemadus Echina]

granted, it gets used in a cold fusion reactor to make energy in the year 2212.

I wish Guye would respond to how amazing my previous post was then corrupt the fact that i care about what he thinks.

[Guye]

Granted, the amazingocity of your post is permanently displayed in a tattoo upon my right buttock. Having grown increasingly obsessed with your post I begin stalking you. Eventually in a clearly delusional state of mind decide that I deserve to have everyone you know killed, so that I might have you all to myself. After systematically picking off everyone you've ever cared about, I entrap you in a deep pit and force you to repeatedly corrupt my wishes. I feed you with a steady supply of soured milk, demanding that you turn it into a feasible energy source. In the last moments before delirium completely takes over your conscious mind, you regret having ever cared about what I think.

I wish I was the world's greatest rodeo clown.

[.:Light-God:.]

Wish granted. You die because of a dangerous act.

I wish i was invinsible.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted... hey! Who said that? Unfortunately, you'll never be visible again.

I wish I could have another computer, so that I didn't need to share this one.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but you got scammed, so it came without a motherboard.

I wish I had a pet Strill, read about it before saying it attacked me.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, it ended up hunting and eating you, because it didn't recognized you as its master.

I wish my computer had both a motherboard and a fatherboard.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but when you asked for a fatherboard the salesman deduces that you have no clue what you are talking about, and sells you an old PC! Doom! Doom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish I could fly

[Duskling]

Wish granted, you want to test out flying by throwing yourself off a cliff, but you don't know how to fly. Anyone getting deja vu?

I wish my Strill recognized me as its master, and it was my hunting pet.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; it is your hunting pet, but as is is so loyal and protective, it kills every other human it sees. You are shunned and avoided by all but your pet, who eventually try's to kill a wookie, who rips it limb from limb.

I wish for the power to control life and death.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted. You can control your own life and death.

I wish I was a normal human being instead of a god-like being

[Duskling]

Granted, but other god-like beings look down upon you giving up such superiority, so the strike you with lightning.

I wish that Wookie wasn't there to rip my Strill limb from limb.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; Revan slices it into barbecued fillets with his lightsaber.

I wish for the power to control all beings life and death.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but everybody knows you have the power, and the second you let somebody die swarms of angry mobs try to kill you.

I wish I could use the force

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You can use the force of your body. To move things. With your hands.

I wish nobody realised I had the power over life and death, but I still have it.

[Guye]

Granted, but one day in the far off future your wife leaves you and takes your kids. In a moment of depression and anger, you decide to permanently kill her. The next day you realize the awful implications of what you have done and kill yourself.

I wish I could repeat any event of my life, to try to get better results.