No Pun Intended

[ArtDrake]

Caveman 1:	What dat?
Caveman 2:	Issa wheel.
Caveman 1:	Issa wheel?
Caveman 2:	Yah.
Caveman 1:	Well, why issa triangle? Most wheels I see are squarish.
Caveman 2:	'Cuz issa new wheel. Issa improvement on da last one.
Caveman 1:	Improvement?

[spoiler=funny]

Caveman 2:

Yah. Issa eliminates one bump.

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[Deagonx]

TRUE STORY: We were doing the awards ceremony today. And during the 'Perfect Attendance' awards 4 of the people we're actually at the ceremony !  :D

[Deagonx]

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

[ArtDrake]

How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
It rather depends on what they're changing it into.

[Deagonx]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

[ArtDrake]

What do you call a Spanish gentlemen sailing in open waters?

Sea señor.