To Heaven or Hell

[Duskling]

+3, you love sky diving, -2, but you break your arm.

Current Score: 69

I change my avatar again.

[Xemadus Echina]

-1 people are so confuzled they misplell comon words.

68

i eat a beagle

[Duskling]

+3, your favorite snack, -2 you choke a bit.

I change my avatar again.

[Steelfist]

-5 nobody likes it.
+1, it's better than the last one.

I go on a killing spree.

[MikeW781]

-5 for not posting the total

New total: 63

I do my homework

[Steelfist]

+5 for being organised!

Total-68

I partake of human flesh.

You know, I would really prefer to go to heaven.

[Xemadus Echina]

-5 people think you're a cannibal
-5 god rejects your wishes for being a cannibal

58

i kill the pope and other religious leaders

[Guye]

+5 The worlds religions are finally united in something. Mostly the common cause of finding and murdering you. Which, by itself, is probably a good thing too.

New total: 65 (mostly due to sombody's math being off)

I wish good will to my fellow man.

[Xemadus Echina]

-1 your fellow man is an evil killer

[MikeW781]

+5 The worlds religions are finally united in something. Mostly the common cause of finding and murdering you. Which, by itself, is probably a good thing too.
New total: 65 (mostly due to sombody's math being off).

Piss of, I was off by one point

-1 your fellow man is an evil killer

Post a total and an action, and only take off/add on a maximum of 5 points

-4, for not posting an action

New total: 60

I get really pissed at people who don't follow the rules of this thread, or are rude as hell

[Xemadus Echina]

-3 you make people cry (not really xd)

57

i post an action

[MikeW781]

+5 Mike is HAPPY

New total: 62

I am happy

[Xemadus Echina]

-5 this makes me want to not post an action

total: 57

[Duskling]

+5 for sticking it to the man!

Current Score: 62

I feed my parakeet.

[Steelfist]

+5; you feed it your finger, causing you to brutally murder it, go to jail, incite a riot in jail, killing many, use the riot as a distraction and escape, go on a killing spree, and vandalise several pet shops. You are caught, but are given a live, globally televised, court case, allowing you to speak out about one of your controversial political views, causing worldwide anarchy, halving the population.

On the bright side, this decreases population!

Total-67!

I donate funds to an orphanage.