mock the pheonix

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Stolen line alert WHOOP WHOOP!!!!

[ArtDrake]

What do you mean?

Everyone has a right to think that, not just you.

[bugfartboy]

APoC: *walks down street and sees bird hanging in butchers window*

Butcher: Can I help you kid?

APoC: How much for the pigeon?

Butcher: Which one?

APoC: The one that looks like a used match.

Butcher: Just take him. I bought him to keep the store warm. Instead all it does is work as a stupid AC!!!

[ArtDrake]

What's it supposed to be? A flightless grouse with severe burns and rashes?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

You know your car, yeah... Not anymore, some bird shat on the gas tank.

[ArtDrake]

I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to leave that off the plane.

I thought you said this was a pet-friendly flight.

It is. We just don't let people bring untested organic appliances onboard. In your case, the toaster oven.

[torugo]

k im finaly back has anyone been keeping score because if not it may take me a while to sum up the heat lvls

[bugfartboy]

Nope. We haven't. I didn't have a score to begin with though.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

yeah, I just started with that crack about cooking the chicken.

[ArtDrake]

Turkey + rocket launcher + ammo + 5 seconds = phoenix aka the illegitimate result of a happy meal and a candle.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Wait, why is our barbecue flying away?

[ArtDrake]

Setting vomit on fire: only when skua birds are crossed with a blowtorch.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Polly wanna gas can?

[ArtDrake]

Braakk! [Foomph!]

[The Holy namelesskitty]

wow, a talking parrot for five bucks, that sounds great!!

*foom*

now I get it.