mock the pheonix

[Xemadus Echina]

(a few more hours later)

Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.

Mandalore: good news first

Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.

Mandalore: and the bad news?

Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken

Mandalore: >.<

(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)

[MikeW781]

no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.

gets my award as the funniest one
by far

[algebra15]

Guy, leave that poor bird alone!

[torugo]

sorry i havent been to the forums lately were going to have put an end to this game since i havent been keeping track of everyones points. sorry. i would also like to say it will be a while before i return to the forums again.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

But we'll miss you, besides we need a nice roaring fire in the winter.

[bugfartboy]

Aww. I didn't get to insult the pigeon. Can we keep going just for fun?

[ArtDrake]

Why not? I need somone to insult in place of a certain forum member that gets on my nerves.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Not me I hope

[ArtDrake]

Huh-unh. No. I just ressurected a thread!

When it goes plop on a statue, does it melt a bit off?

[bugfartboy]

Acually you only half resurrected a thread. I started the other half.

Is that a pet or a bad cooking accident?

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Neither It's a weapon outlawed by geneva, but it's so cute... Until you burst into flames.

[ArtDrake]

Lighters and turkeys don't mix.

[bugfartboy]

Awwww... Look at the little match. I'm gonna keep you forever!!! Then anytime I need to start a fire, you'll be useless.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Thanksgiving turkey crossed with baked alaska, lets eat!!

[ArtDrake]

Pour brandy on it, and you have a "local delicacy" i.e. a local tourist torture device.