(a few more hours later)
Mandalorian: SIR! I have some good news and some bad news.
Mandalore: good news first
Mandalorian: well the good news is the cooler thawed.
Mandalore: and the bad news?
Mandalorian: well your wife is frozen to the microwave because she thought that phoenix was leftover chicken
Mandalore: >.<
(I'm going to make a topic about this sort of thing now)