mock the pheonix

[torugo]

what you have to do in this game is mock one of my pheonixes and depending on how bad you have mocked it  i will give you a level of heat. as each passing day goes by youre heat level go down by 1. try to keep youre heat level out of 0 the worse you insult it the better the level. 1 insult per day is the limit. and the next day youre heat level will go down by 1 but half the points of youre new insult get transfered to it. starting at 12 pm everyday i will give everyones score.  
level 1 frost bite
level 2 frozen lake
level 3 its snowing
level 4 ice cubes
level 5 snow cone
level 6 thin ice
level 7 melting point
level 8 slushie
level 9 evaporation
level 10 failed campfire
level 11 scald
level 12 scorch
level 13 ember
level 14 small fire
level 15 burn
level 16 flame
level 17 forest fire
level 18 inferno
level 19 magma
level 20  hell
due to people getting to ten easily i added these new levels of heat. make it to 20 and i might add some more
now the last of the heat levels in pheonix evolution edition
level 21 pheonix ash
level 22 pheonix egg
level 23 newborn pheonix
level 24 first flame
level 25 takes flight
level 26 full grown
level 27 freedom from hell
level 28 burns small village
level 29 burns populate town
level 30 burns the whole universe

[Duskling]

So... do you keep a fire extinguisher handy?

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Oh, look, it's a firefly. How cute!

[Xemadus Echina]

If I put you on a shish kabob will you cook yourself or do i need to use a children's oven?

[Duskling]

Since you're a flame... and a bird... does that mean an everlasting BBQ for you?

[GOD]

Its a cute little pigeon.... but why is the freakish thing ORANGE? Maybe it landed in Cheetos. 

[Mad]

Hey I got a cigar here can you help me out?

[torugo]

duskling         level 8
ersatz man     level 7
rainen            level 9
god               level 5
madness 412   level 7

[Xemadus Echina]

i've taken s#%^@ that were hotter then you.  and i don't even eat hot sauce.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Hahahahaha! How immortality treating you? You can never go to the afterlife (whining) x3 All your loved ones will be dust and you'll want to die so you can see them, but you never can! Bet you're looking forward to Armagedon. You'll be a phoenix baby dying over and over again. Ha ha ha! You're a s**t f*****g b*****d child of a motherf*****g b***h of a f*****g bird. Go ahead and live in your lonenly s**t of and existence and f**k off you t**t. Go suck on your own d**k.

(Come on, that's gotta be worth a ten and, if not, at LEAST an eight)

[Bromtaghon]

duskling         level 8
ersatz man     level 7
rainen            level 9
god               level 5
madness 412   level 7

Are you kidding? GOD's had Cheetos in it, it was worth at least sixteen.

Can I get you a glass of water?

[Duskling]

So do you keep it as a pet... or a mini oven?

[algebra15]

The Phoenix has three settings: off, slow self-roast, rotisserie (that's when it does the funky phoesnix dance), and self-fried chicken. And the great thing is, it works backwards from a regular oven: the Phoenix pokes YOU in places to turn you on.

[Duskling]

That is wonderful! Did you paint it yourself?

[MikeW781]

In Soviet Russia, phoenix mock you!