Hahahahaha! How immortality treating you? You can never go to the afterlife (whining) x3 All your loved ones will be dust and you'll want to die so you can see them, but you never can! Bet you're looking forward to Armagedon. You'll be a phoenix baby dying over and over again. Ha ha ha! You're a s**t f*****g b*****d child of a motherf*****g b***h of a f*****g bird. Go ahead and live in your lonenly s**t of and existence and f**k off you t**t. Go suck on your own d**k.
(Come on, that's gotta be worth a ten and, if not, at LEAST an eight)