Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Chrono]

Granted. You don't delete it. You modify it.

I wish for myself to be smarter so im2smart4u could change his forum name.

[ArtDrake]

Oh, he'd never change it.  ;D

I wish for a God first impression.

[HeadShot]

Granted. You got shocked.

I wish Presintement would go back to the grave.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Sorry, I can't corrupt that one.

I wish for kitten power!

[HeadShot]

Granted. You go on a killing spree and a cop named Barry killed you. (Watch the Killing Spree Series)

I wish I was smarter than Im2smart4u.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But he's still 2smart4u.

I wish for piglet power!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Pork is now hazardous to human health.

I wish that I hadn't remained inactive in this thread so long.

[Chrono]

Granted. You remain inactive in other threads for a longer time.

I wish I won my chess tournament.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they disqualify you for cheating.

I wish Duckling hadn't taken over my job as corrupting genie.

[Chrono]

Granted. But you become the corrupted genie.

I wish I had a clone to ace my exams.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. He learns how to shoot a target a hundred miles away with his eyes closed and pumps your exam full of lead from a mile away.

I wish that I could consciencely manipulate the flow and form of energy at will.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You become an electrician.

I wish that I could find a way to keep my MC on top...

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You throw it in the ocean and it floats away from you. :P

I wish that we could all get along.

[ArtDrake]

We could, and we have for quite a few weeks now. Don't jinx it.

[bugfartboy]

TAZE!!! Ha! Yes! It still capitalizes my TAZEs when I type it!

I wish that there was no such thing as a jinx.