Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Instead, there are Hexes, of the Jonah variety.

I wish for Dr. Who to be less addicting.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. You then watch Dr.Horrible.

I wish I knew what bronze golems look like.

[ArtDrake]

Granted,



but it chops you in half.

I wish for my game programming skizzles to be mad.

[HeadShot]

Granted. They turn mad, but then they turn happy and.. EAT YOU!

I wish I knew what to do right now.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. That's why you posted.

I wish that I knew how to make Lady Gaga cry. (If you can find the right answer, you have my congratulations)

[HeadShot]

Granted. She  :'( and Kills You With Her Knife.

I wish to insert smilies like a Trinitti.

[ArtDrake]

Never heard of it.

I wish people had known that the answer was "P-P-P-Poke 'er face!"

[Chrono]

Granted. Now everyone knows.

I wish I owned a real HK-47.

[HeadShot]

Granted. You shoot yourself like displayed in the picture.

I wish I could draw better.

[Chrono]

Granted. You can now draw better than you can write.

I wish I could refer to HeadShot as HS instead...

[HeadShot]

Granted. You lose....

I wish my picture was Rated M Instead of T.

[cyso]

Granted. You are banned for having an M rated picture on the forum.
I wish I preform perfect on my upcoming concert.

[HeadShot]

Granted. However, you get shot by the meanest kid in your school but kill him back. Happy Birthday!

I wish I had a horse.

Oh yeah about this:



Haha!

[cyso]

Granted. You fall off and break your neck.
I wish I could get some sleep.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's not worth it. Join the club, yogc. I think most if us here want sleep but don't feel like we need it. I do anyways.

I wish for my parents to let me upgrade my Dragon Fable account.