Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Kaseke]

Wish granted, but they don't like the language so they decide to start to speak hebrew.

I wish for something new and good to happen in my life.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. However, due to the Laws of Cosmic Balance, it is followed by something old and bad.

I wish for an anvil that I can teleport.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You can't control your teleportation thought, and the first place you'll end up in is a crater in mars full of lava

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Yo are dropped into a universe of razorblades.

I wish for an anvil to fall on Kivatti and only Kivatti.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. It's a little 1 kg anvil, and falls on my hand, so when I notice it, I randomly throw it somewhere and it hits your head, killing you.

I wish for hill domination.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You dominate a hill. Not the Hill.

I wish for a pound of gold.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. The gold makes you golden when you touch it and soon you've been sold yo some rich guy, who melts you.

I wish for some food... I'm feeling hungry.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It's poisoned.

I wish to be permanantly happy.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You are, but then you realize all the bad things in the world, and want to amke everyone else as happy too, so you spend your whole life on trying to make everyone else happier, until five seconds later a little 1kg anvil lands on your head and you die.

[bugfartboy]

Steelfist: Granted. They lock you up in a mental ward for being happy all the time.

Kivatii: Granted. Someone decides to TAZE you for not posting a wish.

I wish for even more Fyer.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Now there is nothing else but fyer, wher you live, and you become lonely and sad.

I wish i wouldn't forget to wish all the time.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you spend all your time wishing and nothing happens. Then you get locked up in a mental ward for being crazy enough to believe that something should happen everytime you wish.

I wish for a moderate amount of Fyer.

[cyso]

Wish granted. It burns up all the people around you that you care about, so you become depressed.
I wish for an answer key to my homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's in polish and of no use to you.

I wish for this episode to be brought to you by he letter "B".

[Chrono]

Granted, but it doesn't air since it's rated unsuitable for children.