Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. the corrupted genie destroys you.

I wish that the genie was nice to me.

[Chrono]

Granted. He cuddles you until you get squished.

I wish I could have a PS3.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't have a TV.

I wish for pie. Preferably cherry.

[Chrono]

Granted. It lands on your head.

I wish everyone could keep their promises.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. And everyone promises to be nice to everyone but you. You get beat up the next time you step out of your house/apartment/etc.

I wish that even more pie would land on my head. How did you know that I use it for conditioner?

[Steelfist]

A massive pie lands on your head. It's filled with rocks.

I wish for an item of clothing.

[Chrono]

Granted. All you get is a pair of boxers, and all other clothes in your closet disappear.

I wish I could think of better wishes.

[Kaseke]

wish granted. You wsish too mch, and you cannot take the preasure again; you collapse.

I wish for new pants.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But Chrono steals them. ^-^

I wish for everybody who's made a wish to be fully clothed.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Everybody, but you.

[Chrono]

Impossible to be granted. An empty wish results in death.

I wish everyone could remember to wish.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Someone TAZES you into oblivion.

I wish for me to be fully clothed to. That's pretty gross Kat.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You're so "fully clothed" that you can't actually breathe. You die.

I wish that I didn't die just now.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You die tomorrow.

I wish that Kas. became Kat.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. Everybody hates you because of this change. (dunno why)

I wish I was liked as Kat.