Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You survived the drop, but not the spike.

I wish to be eternal.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Your works of great infamy, like destroying Nashville, TN, source of all country music, are eternally remembered.

I wish my frame of reference traveled through time at two-thirds the speed of everyone else's when I wanted it to.

[Deagonx]

I corrupt this wish... By not being able to grant it cause I have no idea wtf you are talking about.


I wish someone here remembers me...


(PS, go ahead and change that intro. I was 9 at the time, I had no implication of grammar.)

[Steelfist]

Who, precisely, are you, and what are you talking about?

I can't grant your wish, but feel free to post in the introductions so I know who you are and others can tell me if they remember you. BTW, welcome to the forums, use proper grammar and spelling, have fun, and so on . . .

Wish reverts to Duckling.

[Deagonx]

Oh, well I'm "Game Crazy Kid"
I made this game on the other forum in 2008...

You said wish reverts to duckling. So I will REREAD his wish. And once again try to figure it out.
I googled it, good lord. Physics

You can do it whenever you want to, but everyone elses frame of reference is not consistent, the universe explodes.
You die, you should be ashamed.

[Steelfist]

No wish = TAZE!

I wish.

[ArtDrake]

I grant, and subsequently corrupt.

I wish 4.

[Deagonx]

You get 5.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

[Duskling]

Granted, but it was still not good enough to play that awesome game you wanted.

I wish for you guys to get creative when corrupting this.

[Deagonx]

Granted, we suck the creativity out of the world and now the worlds art, music, and everything else is generally dead, because we use the worlds potential to satisfy your satirical fictional non-granted wishes.

I wish that I had more mountain dew voltage...

[Chrono]

Granted. You get TAZED (not because you didn't have a wish).

I wish I could be the TAZER.

[Deagonx]

Granted. Your job is to hit people that are content with what they have because they are happy. You go to hell.

I wish my parents weren't so strict.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You have no parents.

I wish for a wish, to use as a wish to wish for this wish.

[Deagonx]

Granted, but in this being corrupt a wish foundation, you don't get the 3rd wish in the sequence..

I wish I could do any math sequence easily

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you cannot do anything else, like understand numbers, rendering your gift useless.

I wish for an oven.