Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You start flaming, and ban everyone on the forum. You are all alone now...

I wish for youtube. (Dunno)

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's evil.

I wish for glue that won't harm me either directly or indirectly.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. It makes you get stuck with a giant razor which wont let anyone get close to you.

I wish for something that won't hurt me, or others, directly or indirectly, and won't make harm me mentally, or in any way.

[Duskling]

Granted, it hurt your family, but you didn't care. Tsk, tsk.

I wish for a pomegranate.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It gives you a wart because pomegranates are evil.

I wish for pizza.

[cyso]

Granted. It impacts your face at about 20 mph.
I wish for Green Bay to win the Super Bowl.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they get disqualified for cheating.

I wish the super bowl weren't tonight.

[Chrono]

Granted. It never happens.

I wish I didn't need to rely on wishes.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. You never did... You just wasted a wish.

I wish that  :-* didn't look so evil.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. It didn't.

I wish for  8) so I can look at the sun.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they eat you'd eyes. Making their purpose no existent.

I wish for glop.

[cyso]

Granted. It gets stuck in your throat and you die.
I wish I didn't have P.E.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You had gym. On your head. It crushes you.

I wish for understanding.

[Kaseke]

Wish granted. cats understand you.

I wish for sammich.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sam doesn't enjoy being tied to Mich though and leaves. Now you've just got Mich who doesn't like cheese. So he leaves.

I wish for a sandwich.