Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[cyso]

Granted, it's done by the stupidest and most person I can find.
I wish I had an infinite amount of time to do my homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But you don't do it.

I wish that the pizza I just ate wasn't so darn BIG!!!

[cyso]

Granted. It's about the size of the one I had last night (the radius was about the length of my thumb) so you go hungry.
I wish I did my homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's all wrong.

I wish I knew who plays/has played Minecraft.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. But you forgot.

I wish for kindness on the part of the genie.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's not for you.

I wish that the genie didn't like anyone.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. The genie prefers roasted potatoes.

I wish that I didn't wrote that.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Grammar Error. Grammar Error. A KZ bot eats your left legs.

I wish the KZ bot was gone and Ert had his legs back.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, the bot attacks your legs instead.

I wish I was grammatically correct.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But those wit propar gremmer r put 2 deth.

I wish that something would happen to someone somewhere somewhen

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're pregnant now. (In case you didn't noticed, you missed a period! :P )

I wish you told us if it's a boy or a girl.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. He PM'd me about it. It is a boy or a girl.

I wish for less jokes like that.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You have more jokes like this.

I wish I was funny.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But only to yourself. Looks like someones been on too many focus pills again. :P

I wish that I wasn't pregnant.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You're not pregnant because it wasn't a baby. Instead, you have an alien inside you.

I wish I wasn't in a hurry.