Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Wisj granted, mostly. You get sleep, but then you go and do something casj, and that's pretty relaxing, so you just kinda fall asleep broke. [where casj is an abbreviation of casual]

I wish for less reading assignments.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you are to write a 20 page, 3000 word, report focused completely on Harrison Ford, from birth to life. It's due today at 3:00 pm.

I wish that people would let me get away with spelling "wish" as "wisj".

[ArtDrake]

150 words per page? That's not so bad. Also, since wish is totally spell "wisj", I don't recognise your wisj as a wisj, since you spelled it wish.

I wish I weren't being so obtuse.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your acute paranoia stops you from sleeping near angles measuring less than 90 degrees.

I wish for programming.

[Duskling]

Grante- ERROR

I wish for cheesy garlic biscuits.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly your whole family is secretly full of vampires who operate on Pre-Twilight rules, and you scare them off with the biscuits.

I wish for garlic free cheesy biscuits.

[ArtDrake]

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Granted. You now have biscuits with garlic and free cheesy in them. Don't ask what free cheesy is.

I wish for another Terry Pratchett book to be made into a movie.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly books don't work as film very well. Enjoy watching a black screen!

I wish for color

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Sadly, it's not in the right spectrum and you can't see it.

[Ertxiem]

Granted, the genie created what you wished for. However it's only visible in other wavelengths and you end up loosing it.

I wish you had written your wish in a visible wavelength.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Your corruption is written in a color that is kind of visible, but not very visible.

I wish for blackness.

[Ertxiem]

D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Wish granted. The text is written in black.

I wish to logout.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly you forget your password, your email address, and even your username. You can never again return.

I wish for Ert to return.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted, however, you don't feel the difference.

In order to keep a long standing tradition, I wish you all a Merry Christmas!

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly my grandmother, who is coincidentally named Mary, doesn't enjoy you using a misspelling of her name. She takes her irritation out on me, and I'm never heard from again. Turns out I corrupted something potentially beneficial to me!

I wish for goodies.