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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2760 on: December 13, 2012, 11:31:59 PM »
Wisj granted, mostly. You get sleep, but then you go and do something casj, and that's pretty relaxing, so you just kinda fall asleep broke. [where casj is an abbreviation of casual]

I wish for less reading assignments.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2761 on: December 14, 2012, 06:22:43 AM »
Granted. Instead you are to write a 20 page, 3000 word, report focused completely on Harrison Ford, from birth to life. It's due today at 3:00 pm.

I wish that people would let me get away with spelling "wish" as "wisj".

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2762 on: December 16, 2012, 12:48:48 AM »
150 words per page? That's not so bad. Also, since wish is totally spell "wisj", I don't recognise your wisj as a wisj, since you spelled it wish.

I wish I weren't being so obtuse.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2763 on: December 16, 2012, 12:52:25 AM »
Granted. Your acute paranoia stops you from sleeping near angles measuring less than 90 degrees.

I wish for programming.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2764 on: December 16, 2012, 01:59:45 AM »
Grante- ERROR

I wish for cheesy garlic biscuits.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2765 on: December 16, 2012, 07:36:41 AM »
Granted. Sadly your whole family is secretly full of vampires who operate on Pre-Twilight rules, and you scare them off with the biscuits.

I wish for garlic free cheesy biscuits.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2766 on: December 16, 2012, 10:05:54 AM »
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Granted. You now have biscuits with garlic and free cheesy in them. Don't ask what free cheesy is.

I wish for another Terry Pratchett book to be made into a movie.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2767 on: December 16, 2012, 11:11:48 AM »
Granted. Sadly books don't work as film very well. Enjoy watching a black screen!

I wish for color

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2768 on: December 16, 2012, 02:12:46 PM »
Granted. Sadly, it's not in the right spectrum and you can't see it.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2769 on: December 16, 2012, 05:21:29 PM »
Granted, the genie created what you wished for. However it's only visible in other wavelengths and you end up loosing it.

I wish you had written your wish in a visible wavelength.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2770 on: December 16, 2012, 07:34:28 PM »
Granted. Your corruption is written in a color that is kind of visible, but not very visible.

I wish for blackness.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2771 on: December 16, 2012, 07:40:03 PM »
D-dooh zhadoo, bah-bahhh! It's bugfartboy!

Wish granted. The text is written in black.

I wish to logout.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2772 on: December 16, 2012, 08:44:48 PM »
Granted. Sadly you forget your password, your email address, and even your username. You can never again return.

I wish for Ert to return.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2773 on: December 24, 2012, 09:45:25 AM »
Wish granted, however, you don't feel the difference.

In order to keep a long standing tradition, I wish you all a Merry Christmas!
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #2774 on: December 24, 2012, 12:08:29 PM »
Granted. Sadly my grandmother, who is coincidentally named Mary, doesn't enjoy you using a misspelling of her name. She takes her irritation out on me, and I'm never heard from again. Turns out I corrupted something potentially beneficial to me!

I wish for goodies.