Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, it was a barracuda... in a tank... that you fell into... and it ate you. Yes, they do that.

I wish that ^^ meant  8) + ??? + ::) + :( + :o + >:(.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but because of that  [??? * :P + >:( - :) ]^ :o= :-X, and the world falls apart from the system being ruined

I wish  :-* +  :-\ = 8)

[Duskling]

Granted, but, somehow,  8) - :-* = :-[, so that makes the world fall apart, being a very confuzzling math problem.

I wish that more people were online.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, so many people are online that the internet breaks.

I wish for the internet to work again.

[Duskling]

Granted, but not for you! :P

I wish to tazer the cat.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You tazer the cat. The cat tazers you. Then your heart gives out.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted. You are killed for not making a wish.

I wish for everybody to have a character in Apocalyptic!

[Duskling]

Granted, but they make them like rainen's.

I wish for a lecture.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You are being lectured.

I wish to escape.

[Duskling]

Granted, you escape a world of girls and pizza.

I wish that someone would fall off a cliff... someone that wasn't me.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. My character of Hell-Quest falls off a cliff.

Onto you.

I wish that someone would clear up Duskling's remains.

[Tastidian]

Wish granted but the clean up crew put it in your bed.

I wish to know how the cat lives after all those tazers.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It demonstrates. On you. Unfortunately, you can't survive that many tazerings.

I wish for doom to fall on PinkPanzer.

[algebra15]

Granted. However, it simply says, "Ooof!" and walks away.

I wish for more plot in T:SoG.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted! Someone plots against the Main, meaning that it is impossible to win without cheats. Enjoy; they ruin the gameplay.

I wish for a hat.