Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Duskling]

Granted, but the cat is tazered for trying to stop the thread. ZAP!!!

I wish for tilapia fillets, well cooked, and bought, cooked, and eaten significantly before their expiration dates.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted I buy cook and eat them while you are left with the spinach.


I wish not to be tazered

[Duskling]

Granted, you are shot.

I wish for an outdoor BBQ.

[pruneman]

granted, it explodes and you die


i wish for an uncorruptable and completely safe raisin

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It's poisoned. Hey, the RAISIN is safe! It's the poison that's harmful.

I wish to bomb a city.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, it's the city you are in at the moment of detonation.

I wish my TSoG team was all powerful.

[Duskling]

Granted, but since you get to the end of the interesting part of the demo, amd you have all=powerful characters, you pass out of boredom.

I wish for a Skorpion SMG.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted it eats you yes, they do that.

I wish for a million dollars in pennies to fall on the worst non-banned spammer that is not me.

[Duskling]

Granted, with extreme pleasure.

I wish that I corrupted this wish.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted in a parallel universe you did, I that spammers would stop spamming.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They stop spamming and move onto hacking. They turn your computer against you and you commit suicide.

I wish I had another wish.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

granted, but you didn't use it.

I wish to be hailed fo being the 1001^stposter here.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, but now everyone hates you.

I wish I could stop myself from posting in this thread.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, now you can't stop posting in apoxolyptic and we all hate you for ruining our kill-fest.

I wish that your signature made any sense at all.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it what it means drives you insane and you get locked up by the feds for insanity.

I wish I was human.