Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Chrono]

Granted. THN kitty takes them all.

I wish I could bring my dog with me.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Namelesskitty comes back. Just great. Now look what you've done. :P

I wish for stupid chicken.

[HeadShot]

Granted. It's bleeding.

I wish to movemy post.

[Chrono]

Granted. Now it can't be re-moved.

I wish I could control my personalities.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But that's a useless wish. Robots aren't supposed to have feelings.

I wish for a corrupted wish.

[Chrono]

Granted and corrupted and granted and corrupted and granted and.... Systems failing, master!

I wish you could stop seeing me as just HK-47. He is merely my avatar.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Now you are your avatar.

Me wishes for my own little Moglin. They're just so cute and adorable and have healing powers.

[HeadShot]

Granted. They murder you.

I wish Fyer changed his icon.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. He becomes Sniper Rifle.

I wish to be a good artist.

[HeadShot]

Granted. You paint on Craig Stern and you can just guess what he does. (HINT: This is MADNESS!)

I wish I had a Kitty Sniper Rifle Icon.

[cyso]

Granted. Upon downloading the icon on your computer, your computer overheats and crashes.
I wish I wasn't flat footed.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you have clubbed feet.

I wish that Badmitton was the US national sport.

[Chrono]

Granted, but no one plays it since everyone prefers badminton over "Badmitton".

I wish for a haven for animals.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Mean HK robots built by a "Chrono" destroy it and then people from Animals Be Folks Also (The ABFA) sue you this "Chrono" for it.

I wish for Xan to work for me.

[Chrono]

Granted, but your computer crashes and all your files have been deleted.

I wish :-* didn't mean "Kiss".