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Offline Xemadus Echina

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #360 on: May 12, 2010, 09:24:04 PM »
granted, it gets used in a cold fusion reactor to make energy in the year 2212.

I wish Guye would respond to how amazing my previous post was then corrupt the fact that i care about what he thinks.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #361 on: May 12, 2010, 09:34:37 PM »
Granted, the amazingocity of your post is permanently displayed in a tattoo upon my right buttock. Having grown increasingly obsessed with your post I begin stalking you. Eventually in a clearly delusional state of mind decide that I deserve to have everyone you know killed, so that I might have you all to myself. After systematically picking off everyone you've ever cared about, I entrap you in a deep pit and force you to repeatedly corrupt my wishes. I feed you with a steady supply of soured milk, demanding that you turn it into a feasible energy source. In the last moments before delirium completely takes over your conscious mind, you regret having ever cared about what I think.

I wish I was the world's greatest rodeo clown.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #362 on: May 13, 2010, 01:40:14 PM »
Wish granted. You die because of a dangerous act.

I wish i was invinsible.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #363 on: May 13, 2010, 03:30:55 PM »
Wish granted... hey! Who said that? Unfortunately, you'll never be visible again.

I wish I could have another computer, so that I didn't need to share this one.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #364 on: May 13, 2010, 04:53:30 PM »
Wish granted, but you got scammed, so it came without a motherboard.

I wish I had a pet Strill, read about it before saying it attacked me.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #365 on: May 13, 2010, 05:32:34 PM »
Wish granted. However, it ended up hunting and eating you, because it didn't recognized you as its master.

I wish my computer had both a motherboard and a fatherboard.
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Offline MikeW781

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #366 on: May 13, 2010, 05:35:31 PM »
Wish granted, but when you asked for a fatherboard the salesman deduces that you have no clue what you are talking about, and sells you an old PC! Doom! Doom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #367 on: May 13, 2010, 05:46:37 PM »
Wish granted, you want to test out flying by throwing yourself off a cliff, but you don't know how to fly. Anyone getting deja vu?

I wish my Strill recognized me as its master, and it was my hunting pet.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #368 on: May 14, 2010, 09:24:36 AM »
Wish granted; it is your hunting pet, but as is is so loyal and protective, it kills every other human it sees. You are shunned and avoided by all but your pet, who eventually try's to kill a wookie, who rips it limb from limb.

I wish for the power to control life and death.
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Offline Xemadus Echina

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #369 on: May 14, 2010, 06:09:53 PM »
granted. You can control your own life and death.

I wish I was a normal human being instead of a god-like being
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #370 on: May 14, 2010, 06:35:44 PM »
Granted, but other god-like beings look down upon you giving up such superiority, so the strike you with lightning.

I wish that Wookie wasn't there to rip my Strill limb from limb.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #371 on: May 15, 2010, 06:25:09 AM »
Wish granted; Revan slices it into barbecued fillets with his lightsaber.

I wish for the power to control all beings life and death.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #372 on: May 15, 2010, 06:33:59 AM »
Wish granted, but everybody knows you have the power, and the second you let somebody die swarms of angry mobs try to kill you.

I wish I could use the force
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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #373 on: May 15, 2010, 07:03:16 AM »
Wish granted. You can use the force of your body. To move things. With your hands.

I wish nobody realised I had the power over life and death, but I still have it.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish Foundation
« Reply #374 on: May 15, 2010, 07:22:41 AM »
Granted, but one day in the far off future your wife leaves you and takes your kids. In a moment of depression and anger, you decide to permanently kill her. The next day you realize the awful implications of what you have done and kill yourself.

I wish I could repeat any event of my life, to try to get better results.