Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Xemadus Echina]

granted. somebody makes a game out of your life called 'the alternate adventures of Guye'

i wish i could fly through a black hole without anything bad happening to me at any point durring my adventure or the rest of my life.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted. After going through the black hole, nothing happens to you. Bad or good. Ever.

I wish nothing bad ever happened to me or the people i care about, but i still led an interesting life.

[Guye]

Granted, but since bad is a subjective term and has no universally definitive qualities, events still occur in the natural order of the universe. You lead an interesting life in moderate poverty, which in the eyes of a starving third world child, is still quite a good thing.

I wish to play the alternate adventures of Guye.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted. I make the alternative adventures of guye into a game but before i save it my computer gets effed up and it goes bye bye.

I wish my computer didn't go bye bye all the time.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, your computer stops talking but it still brakes all the time

I wish people used more precise language

[Xemadus Echina]

i wish somebody would write a response to this "Discuss Modern China in comparison to the United States. What are some of the similarities and differences between the two in terms of education, economy, social life, income, and problems? Be sure to discuss all 5 areas and conclude by stating how you think the US should conduct its relationship with China today." and put it in a place for me to be able to read it so i know what i'm doing.  (i kinda left my notes at school so now i'm totally effed >.< and yes i realize this is possibly the WORST place to ask for help)

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Somebody writes it on a public forum, where you are free to read it. You just have to find the forum. By the way, I'll corrupt mike's as well; Wish granted; they are now very precise speakers and writers. Now, when you are told to clean your room, there is no longer room for creative 'misunderstandings'.

I wish for life.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, you get life, then you get death.

I wish for an airplane.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It crashes.

I wish to life now and never die again.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, you live to see your loved ones die before you, and to see the end of the Universe, but no one to tell about it.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted- you are banished to limbo for eternity.

I wish the universe restarted.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but you were left behind.

I wish that CraigStern had the time to corrupt this wish, and did.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, the forums had a glitch and my corruption appeared.

I wish I did 10% faster the things I dislike.

[Duskling]

Wish granted, but you did the things you did like 500% faster.

I wish for victory in my upcoming crusade.

[Dayn]

Wish granted, but once you win, you're people rebel and kill you.

I wish I was Prime minister