One-up game

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I'm a cat. Your argument is therefore invalid.

Meow meow meow one-up meow meow meow

[ArtDrake]

I'm a duck with a ammonia spray bottle. Spritz!!!

Quack! Quack! Quuck! Quack! One-up Quack!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Cats eat ducks.

You walked into that one-up.

[bugfartboy]

I'm a bug and crawl in your ear to eat your brain.

[ArtDrake]

Me no have brain.

One-up.

[bugfartboy]

Me TAZE you in the ultimate release of ur2dumb4me power. You cease to exist.

You got one-upped.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have a tolerance.

One-ZZZzzzZZT-uppity

[Mopman]

I don't. I use the pre mentioned time travel to transport you all back to before the big bang happened. You die from being bored to death by an empty universe.
Can you get a 1 up? 

[bugfartboy]

Nope. I don't believe in the Big Bang therefore I am not affected. 1-UP!

[ArtDrake]

Denied! You can't not believe in the Big Bang, as scientific theories based on evidence collected and examined are not to be believed or disbelieved, but rather supported or unsupported. One-icus Uppicus.

[bugfartboy]

The end of the world occurs just as the bible predicts. You bow to Jesus as everyone, including myself, will do. But you get thrown into the lake of sulfur :( along with those that did not accept the forgiving power of His blood. One-Upped.

[ArtDrake]

Guess what? The lake of sulfur is frozen, like most sulfur. One-upped. And I never bowed to Jesus.

The mesiah hasn't arrived yet. Double one-up. And did I mention that he's dead.

[bugfartboy]

But you will. One-Upped

[ArtDrake]

But I won't. Even one-uppeder.

And don't try to force your beliefs upon others. It's rude. I simply stated that while you could choose not to support the theory of the Big Bang, you can't not believe in something in which faith has no part.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I am the middleman trying to make peace between you two, I'm set because if there is god I'll spend a while in purgatory then enter heaven or at absolute worse be stuck in limbo, and that's not too bad, otherwise I'll be just as dead as all of you.