One-up game

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I launch a cubicle grenade at you, a febreze spray bottle with the trigger held down by one of those things you can tighten but not loosen.

You got 1-upped

[bugfartboy]

I vanish. You got one-upped.

[TheWanderingShadow]

Everyone wants you back so much that you reappear.

You got a one-up!

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I use cubicle mortar weapons on you

You sir, have received a one-up, I dare say.

[ArtDrake]

I use office-with-a-desk mortar weapons; one better than cubicle mortar weapons.

Methinks that in trying to have been going to dish out what might commonly be referred to as a "one-up", thou hast recieved one in thine own right.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I use corner office semiautomatics on you.

Oue-up alicious

[ArtDrake]

I use penthouse automatics on you. One-uppification.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have mad ninja skills and dodge.

Don't blink you might miss the one-up.

[ArtDrake]

I have emotionless ninja skills and mitsubishi.

Is your hair shorter? It was the one-up.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

I have Honda and Suzuki and teriaki and pokemon and manga and Shintoism.

I laugh and laugh for a one-up of japanese proportions has been hurled at you.

[ArtDrake]

Oya? Well, I have Rolls-Royce, and the McLaren. So there. Don't even try it.

That was the fastest, most stylish, most gas-guzzling one-up I've seen.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Well I have a kangaroo to ride and hunt dingos from.

Not a half bad one-up there mate.

[ArtDrake]

Well, I have a dingaroo, that I hunt English Mastiffs from.

Crikey, you just got one-upped (what-what?).

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Well I got a Ford Pickup! And I got a shogun to shoot me a woodchuck

That there's a big ol' one-up

[ArtDrake]

Well, I have a tommygun, and a New England accent as well, so I have a hammock in my yodd.

The one-up will be getting you in ~1 new York minute.