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[algebra15]

But then the Cult rises up and enslaves people's minds with the power of religion.

MY canada.

And my hill by default, because it's in Canada

[Ertxiem]

I organize a rebellion to free Canada from the Cult and reinstall a democracy. That shouldn't take long, since the USA share a long border and like to fight wars with the democracy excuse (oops... this sounds nasty! > ). In the pre war negotiations, I managed to convince the USA that a certain tiny little hill was a holy place to all the dead cows and it was agreed that after the liberation of Canada, that hill will be under my control.
Now that the war is finished, I can claim: my hill.

[cyso]

I put some forged letters in your suitcase that suggest you are planning on attacking the US. I tip them off, and they launch a massive counter attack and wipe you out. They give me the hill in gratitude.

[Zackirus]

Little do you know that there was contact poision in the letters you sent yogc. Soon afer you get the hill, the poisions start to work on you and you die. While I am at it, I take Ertxiem's dead body and throw it into the Sun. Now the dang cow won't come back.

Canada's Hill Now

[cyso]

There are reasons I keep antidotes in my pockets. I almost die, but the antidote manages to barely save me. I then heal myself by using vengeance on everyone and everything on the hill. I hire an army of shadowlings, spriggats, and humans to guard the hill.

[Presentiment]

You are accused by the ICC of crime against humanity. You are prosecuted and electric-chaired. NATO then confiscates the hill and sanctions both the U.S. and Canada. Being Secretary-General of NATO, it is my hill now.

MY HILL

[cyso]

The electric chair has failed to kill its victims in the past. I just use vengeance once again. After I destroy the ICC and NATO, I rehire my army. My hill.

[Presentiment]

You're in debt due to hiring your army, and JPMorgan Chase wants its money. In desperation, you sell the hill to them.
I am JPMorgan Chase's CEO.

My hill.

[Frosty]

I teleport the hill to a place full of blizzards, and hire the SAS (with limitless money) to use their heartbeat sensors to find and kill you.

Go to 4 min in the video to see a heartbeat sensor.

EDIT: Added when heartbeatsensor appears in video.

[Presentiment]

Global warming thaws the hill.

Disgusted with their living conditions and inflation caused by your wealth, your guard quits, you are tried under international law for crimes against humanity, and convicted.

Due to your inflation, U.S. dollars are next to worthless. I use Kenyan money to buy U.S. money, and then, under an agreement with the U.S. government, burn millions of bills and halt the U.S. mint for ten years.

I am now rich thanks to deflation.

I buy the hill.

My hill.

[Frosty]

Global warming isn't existent in the place where the hill was, and I have every kind of money.

MY HILL

[Presentiment]

Stop taking LSD.

My hill.

[Zhampir]

Wish granted now you take it, lol.
While you're trippin' I kick you off the hill. my hill.

[KZ]

I politely ask for the hill. Impressed by my politeness you hand me over the hill.
My hill.

[Zhampir]

I have girlscouts come to your door and have you sign here here here (a thousand signatures latter) I show you that you just signed a contract into a partnership in owning the hill. Our hill!