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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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bugfartboy

Granted. It's summoning butterflies.

I wish for ominous English chanting.

ArtDrake

Granted. It's coming from a pub.

I wish for San'ta Klaus.

Ertxiem

Wish granted, you got some omnivorous Latin person that is chanting. However, you find too late that he's a cannibal and you end up being eaten.

I wish I was able to listen a bit better, but all those cats nyaning are driving me crazy! :P
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. You listen better, due to more sensitive eardrums. Now you can hear even more cats nyaning!

I wish for my class ring.

ArtDrake

CLASS: *ring*

YOU: (15.99999 repeating in base 31)-

I wish for someone to get that joke.

ArtDrake

I got the joke! Too bad no one else does.

I wish for a cute cat picture.

Steelfist

Wish granted. Unfortunately, it was painted with the brush of truepaint, and you get trapped inside with an exeedingly cute but vicious cat. With terrible grammar.

I wish for a Masked Servant to serve me and obey me.

bugfartboy

Granted. It obeys me also. I have it destroy itself.

I wish that someone would get my last question in Ask the Developer.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You got your last question. However, nobody else cares about it.

I wish I wasn't mean.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

bugfartboy

Granted. Instead you're hateful, and no one likes you anymore.

I wish for a less hateful moderator.

ArtDrake

Granted. You get Ert the way he was before (A dead cow must have some level of corruptitude about it, methinks).

I wish for Darth Vader in a box.

Ertxiem

Wish granted, you got a lego Darth Vader. However, a few parts are missing...

I wish I could be incorruptible! :)
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

Granted. You are Robespierre, the Incorruptible. People get fed up with your terror tactics, and you are beheaded.

I wish for my refrigerator to be running.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. Some legs grow on your refrigerator and it runs outside of your house. It will try to qualify to the 2012 Olympic Games in London in the refrigerator's 100m race. Good luck with that!

I wish that the guillotine didn't make all those tickles. I loose my breath for laughing so much.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

ArtDrake

3. ?????

4. PROFIT!!

I wish for cheap internet memes and lots of profit.