Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You got an orange one... in fact it's Firefox! And you can use it for free.

I wish to daydream (but I can't because it's night).

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You daydream all night, until you shake yourself out of your drooling daze in the morning to realize you've had no sleep whatsoever.

I wish for a certain small amount of recognition in niche communities. [Now, where might I already have such a thing? I dunno!]

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's in prison. XD

I wish for a mirage bowl.

[ArtDrake]

Granted! You're saved! Oh, wait, no... it was just a mirage.

I wish for the Earth to rotate around its axis at 24/25ths the rate it does presently.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But it's another earth. Turns out owl man was right about that. Meanwhile, we're spinning around to a degree great enough to counteract the physical pull of gravity.

I wish for some feedback on my reinstated story.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. Your story sucks and nobody will want to read it more than the first paragraph.

I wish I wasn't so mean and unfair.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you're Ert, meanest and unfairest of them all.

I wish for cheese.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted to another wisher.

Wish granted, it's under your shoe, you just stepped over it.
[...]

I wish I could be more benevolent.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You have good intentions, but nothing goes the way you wish. Duckling just died in a terrible fire. Thanks for trying to keep him warm, though.

I wish for a resurrected Duckling.

[ArtDrake]

Raah! I am Duckling; feel my quack!

I wish I had been assigned less homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But I, in my indescribable lazyness pass my homework along to you. On the bright side of the completely dark moon, most of it is Pre-Calc.

I wish for wrath.

[Deagonx]

You get your wrath, but sadly your genie is none other than Mike Tyson. He interprets what you say as "Rap" and gives you a free Lil Wayne CD.


I wish for a Cell Phone with unlimited texts 4 fr33

[TheWanderingShadow]

Granted. However, it's autocorrect ability takes away your ability to ever speak in 1337 again.

I wish for good test scores.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. They are in your Civics and Economics class, where you needed them least.

I wish for Buggy not to give me his homework again, since PreCalc homework is nearly pointless.

[Deagonx]

Buggy no longer gives you his homework, but I start. Because I am taking Pre-Calculus Honors.

I wish I would never forget to make a wish.