Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You can now have infinite wishes of infinitesimal size such that the limit of its product is negligible.

I wish I wasn't playing this game.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you are playing that game. And you enjoy it so much, your dead heart starts beating again, starting to bring your dead cow body back to life! YAY ERT!

I wish for a cool game.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You are now playing a buggy, poor, generally sucky game. In a freezer. *Cue evil laughter*

I wish for the ability to unwish this wish with another wish without wishing that this wish had never happened.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You find an inverse time-bomb on your computer, which counts down from -10. If you activate it, you'll destroy your computer 10 minutes ago.

I wish for more fuzz, and less fez.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. All the beans in the world become little clumps of belly button lint, such like you expect to find in the naval of a very hairy chested man. There goes my lunch. Yuck.

I wish for a better yesterday, for a worse tomorrow.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. Yesterday gets better, but you don't experience it. It happened yesterday, after all. Tommorow gets worse, but as you never actually reach tommorow you don't experience that, either.

I wish for a negative time bomb to be planted on Bugfartboy's head.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Sadly, though, it expired about ten years ago.

I wish for a new negative time bomb.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. However, it's a 10-minute one, and the CIA defused it 12 minutes ago.

I wish for a human-sized hamster ball!

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. It comes with a human sized hampster. Which is intelligent. It clones itself, then utilised cuteness and intelligence to subjugate the human race and install hampsters as the dominant species.

I wish to unwish this wish without removing the wish that allowed me to unwish this wish with a wish; this wish.

[ArtDrake]

Granted; it is unwished, and not removed.

I wish for a dish that's a lot like a fish, but more vegetarian... ish.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You recieve a plate made of fish. The fish was vegetarian, before it was cruelly killed to be your food. Thus, it is vegetarian fish.

I wish for no more fish.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The lack of fish in the world upset the circle of life, and the lion king exacts revenge.

I wish for a peaceful lion king.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. He is ruthlessly torn out of power by a less peaceful lion king.

I wish for a good microphone.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Thanks for the early birthday gift, Ducky!

I wish that Ducky had my new microphone.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. He had it between the time at which he bought it at the store and when he put it under the birthday tree.

(Yes, the birthday tree.)

I wish for an awesome portal in my room.