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Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Bromtaghon

Granted, this hamster is Hamtaro, and everyone is jealous; you get mugged and Hamtaro is stolen.

I wish I knew what the uncorrputible wish was.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. You know what the incorruptible wish was, but you can't formulate it with words.

I wish I had 10% less work.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

Wish granted, but the original percentage was 10,010%, which is now only 10,000%, hurray for you!

I wish for even more anti-freeze.

Bromtaghon

Granted.  You're disappointed that you have the anti-freeze since your life was basically a whole story of a journey for anti-freeze.  You die.  And 10% of 10,010 is 1001, so he only has 9009% of his work left to do.

I wish it was always 11:11.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Steelfist

Wish granted. Time stops on 11:11, and nothing ever happens again.

I wish for space.

Duskling

Granted, you suffocate in space.

I wish for anti-freeze!!!

Cypher

Granted. You forget to wash your hands after using it and you get poisoned because you infect your food.

I wish I had a big apricot, a plain untouched uninfected unpoisoned apricot.

Steelfist

Wish granted. you eat a unique species of apricot; it is huge, and venemous (not poisonous). You die in agony.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.

Cypher

Granted. The orange though is past it's expiry date and tastes like ****.

I wish i had a wish to wish.

Steelfist

I said the orange had to be tasty, remember?

Anyway. Wish granted; you just used it.

I wish for my previous wish to have a proper corruption; READ IT THIS TIME!

Duskling

Wish granted, it was corrupted far too properly and you fall into a deep depression on how you're not proer enough for it.

Steelfist

In what way does that relate to my wish?

Anyway. I drain your life and torture your soul for eternity!

I wish for corruption.

Duskling

Granted, corruption on you!

I wish for anti-freeze!!!


Bromtaghon

You wished for anti-freeze... which appears on the other side of the world.  (You didn't wish you had anti-freeze.)

I wish for a thermal detonator.
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.

Steelfist

Wish granted. It blows up it your face.

I will repeat my wish, as no-one as done a proper corruption of it yet.

I wish for a blood orange. Just a plain, tasty (but not enough to have any adverse effects), untouched, uninfected, unpoisoned, non venemous blood orange. With no blood.