Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[Steelfist]

Wish Granted- It hurts that much! *Punches Ertxiem in the nuts*

I wish for eternal salvation.

[Xemadus Echina]

Granted, right before you die though the definition of salvation is changed to "Salvation- The act of being stabbed by an entire tree"

I wish this guy  :-* didn't get so evil when he kisses people

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted.  :-* is now quite friendly every time he kisses people. However, from now on, in all Telepath games, the shadowling chase humans just to fill them with kisses and the humans try to flee from them. Nobody will play these games any more.

I wish I cracked my nuts, so that I may eat them. :P

[Steelfist]

Wish granted. You crack your nuts, and eat them. Before you eat them, however, I add some poison, leaving you to suffer in agony and finally die.

I wish rainen would be stabbed by an entire tree.

[Xemadus Echina]

Granted, but an improbability sphere turns the tree into a pillow and the definition of "stabbed by" to "sleeping on"

I wish  ??? wasn't confused anymore

[cyso]

Wish granted. You are no longer confused. However, the thing that was confusing you turns out to be a giant conspiracy plot to murder someone important. You are killed by the members of the conspiracy for knowing too much.
I wish I wasn't so busy.

[MikeW781]

Wish granted. You loose all of your friends and kill yourself and fifteen other people in a murder suicide case.

I wish all of my spam mail just went to somebody who deserved it- like Presentment.

[Xemadus Echina]

wish granted, your computer gets mind%#@^$& by a few thousand malware.

i wish i could procrastinate and not have any bad effect happen  because of it.

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted, you procrastinate for the rest of your life and never accomplish anything.

I wish that advert breaks between shows were shorter.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted, they last 5 seconds each but theres over 25 minutes of them in a 30 hour show.

[Steelfist]

Wish granted, you are banished to limbo, where... nothing... ever... happens.

I wish rainen was impaled upon a spike.

[Xemadus Echina]

granted, but instead of dying i become immortal  so i go around stabbing people with the very same stake.

i wish i wasn't in limbo anymore

[Steelfist]

Wish granted; now you are in hell, instead. Feel the eternal flames of damnation!

I wish Rainen felt pain 600 times keener then an ordinary human being (Should make hell's tortures even more fun).

[MikeW781]

Wish granted, but you have a small dick. So you kill yourself. HA.

I wish PMS didn't exist

[Steel Ersatz Man]

Wish granted, women act like that all the time now ;).

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.