Park bench

[bugfartboy]

I pull another prank similar to the one I pulled on nameless earlier involving laser pointers. But I inform Mopman of what is happening so he doesn't run. Bah. I'm better at KOTH.

[ArtDrake]

I'm conivinced you're choking. I think I need to call an ambulance. *Thunk*. Yep, he definitely has blunt force trauma.

[bugfartboy]

I go to the City government and tell them that you say you are a Demon Prince. They then exorcise you. Demons are bad for tourism.

[ArtDrake]

When they get there, there's only an innocent duck! And all that's left is a Prince of Math. You just made me slightly less cool. I'm rather dissapointed in you.

City hall is like in Spin City, and now Charlie Sheen has taken over for Michael J. Fox, and the park bench is granted in a ceremony... to me.

[bugfartboy]

But there was a mix-up and it was supposed to be given to me. They realize their mistake and  give the bench to me. I'll be taking that.

[ArtDrake]

Oh... come on. I made all the effort to make a reference to my 5th favorite TV show, and you take the bench the next post. I'm sad.

[bugfartboy]

I grab namelesskitty and have him scratch your face off and then I rub salt in it.N:P

[ArtDrake]

That's... fairly violent.

[bugfartboy]

But it's a namelesskitty classic!

[ArtDrake]

Only in Robot wants Puppy.

[bugfartboy]

But it has also been used by namelesskitty.

[ArtDrake]

While you're trying to get my facts straight, I push you off the bench, while whistling obnoxiously.

[Mopman]

Ok, remember the army of duck hunters? Hmm? Our bench!

[ArtDrake]

I deploy an army of duck hunter hunters. Oh, yeah. I just went there.

[bugfartboy]

I request the aid of the International Laser Association and have them beam a high powered laser and disentigrating your duck hunter hunters. Our bench.