Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[bugfartboy]

Granted. TAZE. You didn't grant the previous posters wish.

I wish people wouldn't read the rules and not follow them.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I wouldn't read the rules, and I wouldn't follow them.

I wish people would get their grammar straight.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But they hate you for making them get it straight.

I wish you had corrupted my last wish and this wish was unnessesary.

[ArtDrake]

But I inferred that you meant you wanted people to not "read the rules and not follow them", and thus contradicted the wish in my granting, thus corruption. Now, I have corrupted your present wish by beating you to the punch.

I wish people would get their facts straight, at least.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Something happens.

You said that people wouldn't read the rules and wouldn't follow them, which is exactly what I wished for. Thus, you failed to corrupt my wish.

I wish you wouldn't overthink things and believe yourself always right.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I don't overthink things, and I continue believing myself always right. I KNOW that's not what you meant.

I wish people would stop trying to refute my arrogance brilliance.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead of trying, they succeed.

I wish I had nearly impossibly strong telepathic abilities.

[ArtDrake]

Sorry, but that's nearly impossible.

I wish people wouldn't expect so much from the genie.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead the genie mocks them with their wishes that are very far under his/her power.

I wish that I could control minds.

[ArtDrake]

Actually, I implanted that thought in your head.

I wish for an acute lack of zombies.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead there is an obtuse presence of zombies. And they're on you lawn. Time to get your sunflowers, sun-shrooms, puff-shrooms, wall-nuts or tall-nuts, peashooters, re-peaters, coffee beans, snow peas, and spikeweed ready. It's gonna be a long five levels with 10 stages each. Mwahahaha. Dontcha love Plants Vs. Zombies?

I wish for the yeti zombie to appear on my iPod version of the aforementioned game.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, it turns out to be twice as hard as the final boss. It eats you.

I wish for a piece if cake.

[ArtDrake]

Granted, but not cake, so not piece.

(Logic one-up)

I wish we had moderators again...

[bugfartboy]

Granted. They ban you.

I wish that the scenarios in Plants Vs. Zombies were real. I love my corn cob cannons, pea shooters and sunflowers.

[ArtDrake]

Granted; after 60 waves, you run out of space and upgrades. After 314 waves, the zombies are powerful enough to overrun your plants and eat your face.

I wish for acceptance of the theory of gravity.