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Started by KZ, February 03, 2010, 10:55:15 AM

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Duskling

#300
Wish granted, but the soda can you crushed actually contained a toxic gas which killed you instantly.

I wish IT... WASN'T... SPARTA!!!!!!!

Guye

Granted, it wasn't sparta. Since history is then changed the movie 300 isn't created and with the spare time the makers of the movie create a new film entitled "It's Over 9000".

I wish I could watch the movie It's Over 9000.

Steelfist

Wish granted; the film is so bad, you are traumatised! unfortunately for you, the creator of the film, so were other people. They sue you, adding to your growing depression tht stems from the psychological trauma you suffered. After three years of constant misery, you decide to take your own life. You try to overdose, and fail, but it leaves you so weak, you can't move. You die of thirst in your kitchen, a metre away from the tap. The world celebrates.

I wish for 600,000 pounds, real money, in english currency, delivered to my house, gained legally, and fully useable in all shops.

Guye

Granted, but its all given in one-pence pennies, and dropped from an airplane. Your home is crushed under 600,000 pounds of 600,000 pounds.

I wish I had a kind, fluffy, bunny.

torugo

wish granted you got a kind fluffy bunny. but it had rabies and you got infected

i wish i could run 50 miless an hour
mock the pheonix you will burn

Xemadus Echina

#305
wish granted but this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o happens to you

i wish i could fly up to 6 feet in the air
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

torugo

wish granted you fly up to six feet in the air but find out it is pointless because you are only as high as most people are tall.

i wish you didnt make me laugh so hard with that video
mock the pheonix you will burn

Xemadus Echina

Granted, I make you laugh with this video instead http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2b8ENc_Ak

i wish some1 made me laugh
im writing a book!
http://sinisterdesign.net/forum/index.php?topic=236.0;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.

torugo

#308
wish granted but i laughed at it so hard i couldnt breathe amd suffocated and you got arressted for showing it to me

i wish i could get a grip now
(thanks for that i needed a good laugh)
mock the pheonix you will burn

Duskling

Wish granted, but then everyone but you started laughing again, so you felt akward.

I wish I would go on a skiing trip, not break any bones, body parts, or kill myself.

torugo

wish granted you didnt die or break anything but you got froze over in a blizzard.

i wish i wasnt forced to watch such a retarded movie during 11the grade taks at my school
mock the pheonix you will burn

Duskling

Wish granted, you were forced to watch an even more retarded movie.

I wish I could fix anything and everything, but was not famous for it.

Ertxiem

Wish granted. However, you'll take years just to fix anything.

I wish I was Mr Creosote.
Ert, the Dead Cow.
With 2 small Mandelbrot sets as the spots.

Duskling

Wish granted, but since I don't know who that is, you'll just have to settle for becoming Britney Spears.

I wish I ken who Mr. Creosote was/is.

Guye

Wish granted, I introduce you to Mr. Creosote, but as I do he eats a mint and explodes, showering you with half-digested gourmet.

I wish to meet Brian Cohen.