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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #480 on: June 12, 2010, 07:14:59 PM »
you found me but you didnt do anything so my zombies find you and massacre you and i fly the hill to a random spot on an alien world
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #481 on: June 12, 2010, 07:16:11 PM »
Sure, take your hill, but I keep the Hill. We fortify t with our best soldiers that can outmatch anything and anyone within any dimension and universe. Our Hill.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #482 on: June 12, 2010, 07:19:39 PM »
I say d*** it all and find you with 5 satellites orbiting in a 3-sphere around a gravitational anomaly in a dodecasmurf (new 4-dimentional shape).

I then proceed to beat the living s*** out of you. With my bare hands. (I didn't know there was living **** in you either)

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #483 on: June 12, 2010, 07:21:18 PM »
i control dusklings dead troops and catch you off guard they strangle you and tear out youre vocal cords so you may never speak again. and i keep dusklings perfect troops and my pheonixes by my side inside the fire wall.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #484 on: June 12, 2010, 07:25:48 PM »
I get one of the artificial voice boxes while my old ones are grown back (the job should be done by next post). It sounds so horrible, all of your troops and you go away and die.

I defend the hill with a mike and a loudspeaker producing feedback that kills anyone within 200 meters.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #485 on: June 12, 2010, 07:34:18 PM »
my army of undead fire zombies assault youre hill and this time i have given them earplugs. (i soent a fortune man). they cant hear you and they take over the hill easily. then i put a  seal on the now sound proof fire wall that will only come undone when all 3 of my pheonxes have been extingushed and  send them all to hide in in different places guarded by thousands of fire zombies.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #486 on: June 12, 2010, 07:38:51 PM »
Why is everyone ignoring our well-defended Hill? Still our Hill.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #487 on: June 12, 2010, 07:40:35 PM »
because all the troops on youre hill are now my fire zombies
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #488 on: June 12, 2010, 07:41:58 PM »
But they pull out since you didn't give the order to claim the Hill. Still our Hill.

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #489 on: June 12, 2010, 07:42:13 PM »
I send out legions of fire-eaters with zombie cures. They look for the smoke emitted by the fire zombies, and eat the zombies. They then eat the phoenices (that's the latin plural of phoenix), and break through a wall, and kill everyone with Mrs. Renfro's hot salsa and their own fire breath (your breath would be pretty hot too if you ate firebirds and zombies.)

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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #490 on: June 12, 2010, 07:48:51 PM »
i have my zombies assault the hill with hidden explosives in there pockets and when the fire eaters eat them they all die allowing me to burn you riding on the phoenixes. setting the explosive deaf zombies out side the wall with the pheonixes inside the fire wall reviving any zombies that fall. my Hill
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #491 on: June 12, 2010, 07:51:52 PM »
I permanently change the molecular structure of the hill. No zombie zone.
Then I put out the phoenices with a bucket of sparkling grape juice.

My Hill.

I defend with a vampire ninja with finger-blades like Wolverine.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #492 on: June 12, 2010, 07:56:58 PM »
that vampire will not help you if i wield a holy cross. i come up to the hill my self and use it to kill the cross. then you get graped for unauthorized use of grape juice. my zombies may not be able to come on the hill but they can still surround it and i use phoenix down to revive my phoenixes again. and reset the fire wall
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #493 on: June 12, 2010, 08:01:14 PM »
I dive-bomb the hill with a holy-pire (a cross the the Umpire monks of Yankee stadium and the vampires that live in graveyards.), and put out your phoenices. I tell the zombies to go away or serve me, and they split 50-50 on that. My hill.
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Re: King of the hill
« Reply #494 on: June 12, 2010, 08:09:29 PM »
the zombies suddenly remember it was you who dezombified the area and turn on you killing youre vampire then i came riding in on the phoenix burn you again then drop the vampire into hell. i use my 3 phoenixes and steal the hill again and hide it in a volcanoe while i just lay back on my pheonix preventing getting burned.
mock the pheonix you will burn