the alphabet game (updated)

[Xemadus Echina]

The rules are simple. every time you post every word in your sentence has to start with a certain letter. that letter is the letter in the alphabet that follows the previous posters letter.  x and z will be skipped.  I will start with the letter A the next poster will have the letter B and then the one after that has C.  The goal is to create the most unusual sentence possible within your own post.

Alah's apples ate Aaron's ants after apprehending Amazonian aunts.

running update zone

Also just a reminder,   YOU HAVE TO MAKE COMPLETE SENTENCES!!!!!!!  this means correct punctuation.  I'll use you as an example Duskling.

Orange organisms or origins ornate oatmeal.  <--- not a statement.
Orange organisms or Origin's ornate oatmeal?  <--- Doesn't it work much better as a question? Also correct me if I'm wrong but it seems to only work if you use "origin" as the name of a person or thing.

Wishing I was here a few posts ago but great job on the first round of the game guys.  A few slip ups here and there but for the most part it was great! also slang terms are aloud to be used since most of them are common knowledge.  Hyphens are also allowed but no-over-hyphenating-when-everyone-knows-that-the-word-has no-hyphens-just-so-you-can-say-whatever-you-want.  k thx bye.

May 19, 2010, 09:48:13 PM - round 1 end
May 25, 2010, 08:36:27 PM - round 2 end

Gray zone
as much as i hate to admit it, certain people are either very easily confused or determined to just play the game wrong.  I'll be keeping a running tab of who has made mistakes and what sort of mistake it is so you and other can benefit in the future as well as the page number the mistake is on and the last edit date of the post at the time i found the mistake (don't want people to just edit their posts and complain that they have been wrongly accused now do i? ;)).  mistakes can be using the wrong letter, not making complete sentences, using multiple starting letters (a in the and other words like that are not allowed unless you have that specific starting letter.) and various other problems.  If you think you have been wrongly accused then just msg me prove me wrong and i'll remove you name and post a few words of apology.

name- page, edit date:problem
.:Light-God:. and Eratz Man- page 2, no edit dates: used the wrong starting letter.  
.:Light-God:.- page 3, no edit dates: used the wrong starting letter.

[Duskling]

Becca's blade busted buttes before being blasted by Becca's brother's ball's beater.

[Xemadus Echina]

creative creeps crawl creepily, constantly cooing crying Chelsea. 

[Duskling]

Dumb donuts don't do daily dilemmas during decisions deviding ducks.

[Ertxiem]

Ertxiem exists essentially eating eagerly enormous electrified elephants.

[Duskling]

Frogs flip fantasy finale for father fat Frank.

[Dayn]

Germs gave gen great gems.

[.:Light-God:.]

Happy Hobgoblins Horrified Harry Happa's Holy House

[Duskling]

Insanity is in im2smart4u's Indian incarnation, Izlim.

[MikeW781]

Jolly jerks jack jesus' jug.

[Duskling]

Krinkle's king killed karma kangaroos kaput.

[MikeW781]

Losers lick lemon lime lollipops

[Duskling]

Major Montgomerey's mother make melon Mason macoroni machines marking malice.

[Xemadus Echina]

neat ninnies nag nefarious narcissists napping negativly

[Duskling]

Orange organisms originate out of oatmeal.