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mock the pheonix

Started by torugo, June 10, 2010, 09:20:22 PM

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Spray a can of aerosol deodorant on it, and you'd have a smell-less flamethrower.
This is Gambit. The cards are about to explode. Goodbye!


Burrrr, that fire is so hot is freezes!
If The World Was A Bit More Like Canada, Then We Would Have A Great World, And Hockey 24/7

- Lord Canada


Hey cool bird. Do you smell a gas leak? Oh cra...!


The phoenix is already on fire can you really burn it anymore?


daily heat levels
duskling level 27
ersatz man level 6
rainen level 3
algebra15 level 13
mikew781 frozen
bromtaghon level 9
namelesskitty level 2
pruneman frozen
cypher27 level 8
steelfist level 3
zackirus level 5
zhampir level 4
tastidian level 8
mock the pheonix you will burn


I'm getting grilled chicken for dinner today. I'm sorry was that your mother or was it your uncle? What ever you all look the same to me.


On Dxun...

Mandalorian: Sargeant!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Yes?

Mandalorian: We have a problem...

Mandalorian Sargeant: What? Impossible! What is it?

Mandalorian: I don't know what to do with this frozen piece of bird... it isn't edible and it's stinking up the place!

Mandalorian Sargeant: Well then... throw it into the jungle, those damn Cannoks'll eat anything!


Madalorian: Uh sir, that's where I found it.

Madalore: What do you mean?

Madalorian: The cannok threw it up.

Madalore: ...


You could go on and on with that one.

Xemadus Echina

Madalore: Here's an idea, go find that phoenix we saw flying around a few days ago those things can melt anything.
Madalorian: well uhh sir remember that cold snap after that? well uhh
Madalore: well spit it out you fool
Madalorian: well we were watching the phoenix then it flew up high and then it you know.. just froze to death... sir
Madalore: oh must have been one sad excuse for a phoenix then.  good thing we didn't use it to light our candles or else they would have gone out in seconds now go and put it in a cooler, maby that will thaw it out (starts laughing)
Madalorian: yes sir!
im writing a book!;topicseen
heres a free verse poem I wrote for school
You never know
Just what you will find after you
Lost your favorite thing. But
The important thing is that the
Game you play will help you to get by.


Quote from: mikew781 on June 30, 2010, 04:50:49 PM
i dropped out a while ago...
i meant take me off the list
Currently tied with Zack for the title of Master of Light!


Oh look, the Ice Age has begun!
Quote from: Tastidian on July 02, 2010, 02:52:50 AM
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Current Elemental Master of Cryokinesis.


Impressive. Tell me, did you hatch like that or do you just live somewhere very flammable.

The Holy namelesskitty

no no, you're supposed to cook the chicken after it's dead.
THE CAT IS BACK!!!!!!1!!!

my telepath LP :


(A few hours later)

Mandalorian: Mandalore!

Mandalore: What is it now?

Mandalorian: Our cooler...

Mandalore: What happened?

Mandalorian: ...

Mandalore: Well?

Mandalorian: It's frozen...

Mandalore: >:O