Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I give you venomsteel greaves, and you gain 17 vitality, 4 instinct... never mind.

I wish I didn't have homework.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you have schoolwork. And you never leave school.

I wish for GOOD protection.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You learn the ability Will Power, level 4, and are protected from damage up to 500% of your... never mind.

I wish I could heal people.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You heal what wasnt hurt, and hurt them. Then you end up in jail.

I wish the random stranger walking in the dark would win the title of Master of Darkness.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. I can't corrupt that. Well, I guess I could change the votes, but I won't.

I wish people wouldn't expect rigged elections.

[bugfartboy]

Granted, instead they expect rigged democracy.

I wish for darkness on the forums.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Say hello to Duskling.

I wish not to be tazered.

[bugfartboy]

TAZER TAZER TAZER TAZER TAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anytime someone doesnt post a wish, the emptiness is to be considered a wish to be tazered.

I wish for no more need to tazer.

[ArtDrake]

TAZE!!!! TAZE!!!!

What would you do if I were the one that tazered instead?

[bugfartboy]

TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE TAZE!!!!!!!!
This is Corrupt a Wish. No what would you do.

I wish for 1000 years of darkness.

[Duskling]

Erm... this is Corrupt a Wish Foundation, so... DOUBLE TAZE, FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!!! :-*

I wish for raspberry cheesecake.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The raspberries are replaced with... eurghhh.

I wish for plain cheesecake.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The cheese is accually... I'm too nice to say.

I wish for cherries.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. The cherries are filled with... no. Just no.

I wish for nothing disgusting.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Everything is so nice that you make things disgusting. Good for you :P :(

I wish for posts in "Ask A Stupid Question".