Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granded, modi turns out to be worse than presentiment.

I wish for it to be.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. You are crushed by a pack of Ravenous and diseased cats. Mwahahahahahahahahaha. I strike again!!! (I meant Modi as an attempt to spoof star wars. Return of the Jedi?

I wish that humans were attracted to me in a good way.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. You are now heavier than the Sun and the gravity field you create pull everything, including humans, into you. However, they all die when they crash on your surface, due to the speed they get.

I wish I had a spaceship.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It's on Pluto. Unless you are on Pluto. Then it's on Mars.

I wish for Namelesskitty to be crushed by a pack of ravenous and diseased cats.

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Then the diseased cats come after you.

I wish to not cut myself. I split my lip the other day.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Instead you rip your arm off.

I wish for fire.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, you are on fire.

I wish for more people to join the incident, but not too many

[ArtDrake]

Granted. Too many people join the incident. NOT.

I wish for one more person, for coming in late.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I'm it. And I suck.

I wish I knew when and how to tell the person I like that I like them. Yeah. Teenagers ya know.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, she slaps you anyways, I've seen ths happen to people.

[bugfartboy]

TAZE!!!!

I wish for understanding and patience.

[spoiler=On A Side Note] Who said the gender? I didn't. HoW did you guess it was a she?[/spoiler]

[The Holy namelesskitty]

The artist formerly known as bugfartboy

Unless you're gay and that's fine too.

Granted but only for yourself

I wish to be untazered.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. But then I tazer you again.
[spoiler] I'm not thank you very much. [/spoiler]
I wish others understood me.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, they realize that you're babbling mindlessly,

I wish for a stingray.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. It stings me. I die. You cry. I'm happy to get away from you. :P

I wish I made sense.