Corrupt a Wish Foundation

[ArtDrake]

Granted. You get a stupid answer. Got to go. You can't taze me, because I'm gone.

Why is the sky green?

[bugfartboy]

TAZE!!! You are still on while Im posting this.

I wish for Duckling to stay on forever so Id have someone to taze.

[ArtDrake]

Error: That doesn't compute. It's called sleep.

I wish for <oç  s and >oo< s to get along.
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[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. However, all the rest of the alphabet feels set aside and decide to leave you for good.

I wished the followers of Ert were the Ertics (living in an attic in the Arctic, following their own code of ethics... oh nevermind).

[ArtDrake]

Granted. They also never mind.

I wish my homework were done.

[Ertxiem]

Wish granted. It's done, however, it's not your name on it. Ooops.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Duskling]

Granted, I gave you some Focus Pills. Oh, silly me, those were cyanide pills. No wait, you're the Dead Cow. Right then, it brings you back to life and kills you again. Makes perfect sense, I HAVE SPOKEN!

I wish for MORE PEOPLE TO USE CAPS!!!

[ArtDrake]

GRANTED> NOW PUNCTUATION DOESN"T MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE< REALLY>

I WISH FOR NO STICKY KEYS: SEMICOLONS ARE IMPOSSIBLE>

[bugfartboy]

Granted. The sticky keys option goes away. But I "accidentally" dump strawberry jam on your keyboard. Oops! :P

I wish for votes in the recent thread I created.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted prune man spams and creates many accounts and floods you with the ramblings of a ten year old.

I wish for a wish.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. I steal it.

I wish that people would love me for who I am.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Granted, all of those people are really flatulent bugs.

I wish that dogs wouldnt chase cats.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Call in the wolves. It's cat huntin time. Mwahahahahahahahahaha.

I wish that normal , problem free, humans would like me.

[The Holy namelesskitty]

Error 404 such people not found.

I wish for nobody to be accused of being a normal person.

[bugfartboy]

Granted. Everyone is accused of being an extra normal person.

I wish for the return of the Modi.